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Corazon de Leon wrote:Seems to have garnered a ton of good reviews specifically praising the story and voice acting.

Unsurprising considering literally every Pixar/Disney picture is collectively jizzed over. The Dad is some sort of boneless scarecrow-thing which looks utterly stupid even in this film. The sole passable part of this film is a dungeon run near the end which is kind of ruined by a "gelatinous green cube". Who thought this was a good idea?

Moggy wrote:I find it hard to believe any Pixar film is 0/10. Even the horror of Cars 2 gets a couple of points.

Corpse Bride (-50/10) is the current holder of my worst film ever award but this ran it close.

I'll be sure to check out Cars 2. Is it best to watch Cars 1 first?

Drumstick wrote:
Moggy wrote:I find it hard to believe any Pixar film is 0/10. Even the horror of Cars 2 gets a couple of points.

Corpse Bride (-50/10) is the current holder of my worst film ever award but this ran it close.

I'll be sure to check out Cars 2. Is it best to watch Cars 1 first?

It's not really necessary to watch any Cars film. :lol:

Corazon de Leon

Corpse Bride is a solid 6/10. Do you know no joy? :lol:

Cars pretty much exists as a way to sell merchandise, which they make 10x as much as the films from.

The Cars films ain't bad films, by any means, but McQueen is probably one of the worst things about them. Hence why the second is best by default.

DarkRula wrote:The Cars films ain't bad films, by any means, but McQueen is probably one of the worst things about them. Hence why the second is best by default.

Ka-ch-ouch

I'm glad to see you appreciate such a wrong opinion. Just be thankful I don't really think that. The spy theme and music rocks, but it doesn't hold anything to the first.

Enola Holmes. Good bit of a light yarn, funny and a good performance from Millie Bobby Brown. Some great costume design, sets and locations too. Looked up - there are 5 more books in the series, can see this getting a couple more sequels. 8/10.

Drumstick wrote:
Moggy wrote:I find it hard to believe any Pixar film is 0/10. Even the horror of Cars 2 gets a couple of points.

Corpse Bride (-50/10) is the current holder of my worst film ever award but this ran it close.

And I thought some of my opinions were awful.

What's awful about that?

Drumstick wrote:What's awful about that?

I've never seen Corpse Bride, but I doubt it's the worst film ever.

The Pit (1981) - 8/10

Really random film about a weird 12 year old boy who handles people he doesn't like by leading them into the woods and chucking them into a pit to be eaten by trolls. It's better than it sounds, central performances are great and the film some really weird things that are never explained. Worth a watch.

Corazon de Leon

Corpse Bride is worse than that film about the tyre that rolls round the desert killing people and the appropriately named Creep Van. Believe it.

Drumstick wrote:Onward - 0/10

Possibly the worst film I've ever seen. However much they paid Chris Pratt to do this, it won't be enough to regain his self-respect.

I've just watched this and I loved it. Not quite sure how you got to 0/10 tbh because it's very good. The ending really upset me it was so moving

Yeah we watched Onward tonight as a family, it's a great movie! It did have a slow start but after that it's funny, touching and beautiful to look at.

Even taking into account the sub-par Cars franchise I think I'd still say that Pixar are incapable of making a bad movie.

Watched Onward at the weekend, it's certainly not top tier Pixar. I'd give a fairly generous 6/10.

If you remove the emotional punch of final of Onward it becomes a filler episode of a TV show. It's very flat and almost all the character designs are forgettable. Manticore was cool, but it'll be a great pub quiz question to name the 2 brothers In Onward.

You need to go to better pub quizzes if that's what you consider a great question

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