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Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:53 am
by Moggy
Mission Impossible Fallout - 8/10

A decent action movie, although I spent a lot of it thinking “they strawberry floated up Superman’s face for THAT?”

The Incredibles 2 - 6.5/10

I love the first movie but this left me slightly cold. It’s not bad but is very disappointing. Jack Jack is great, Dash is annoying and two of the characters voices made me think I was watching Better Call Saul.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:14 am
by Banjo
I watched Fast & Furious 8 last night. Actually one of the worst films I have ever seen. 7/10.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:17 am
by Preezy
Banjo wrote:I watched Fast & Furious 8 last night. Actually one of the worst films I have ever seen. 7/10.

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Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:18 am
by Moggy
Banjo wrote:I watched Fast & Furious 8 last night. Actually one of the worst films I have ever seen. 7/10.


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Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:14 pm
by NBK
Sorry To Bother You - 8/10

This was well good, but hard to describe. I'll go with: Man works in call centre and then everything goes batshit.

It's out this week, I think, but also steaming on Hulu.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:47 pm
by Banjo
Was joking about the 7/10 for Fast & Furious 8. I won't deny that I was weirdly entertained in a way, but it's closer to something like 3/10. Can't believe a big blockbuster could be that bad and look that ropey. Just the amount of money put into it, you'd think they'd by at least chance upon some good moments here and there. Nope. Easily the worst big release of the last two years.

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...I just watched Alien Covenant. 1/10. Worse than Alien Resurrection. Not even joking. Would actually rate that alongside AVP2 for how unbelievably abysmal it was. I would have felt so angry if I had paid money to see that.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:03 pm
by Squinty
Banjo wrote:...I just watched Alien Covenant. 1/10. Worse than Alien Resurrection. Not even joking. Would actually rate that alongside AVP2 for how unbelievably abysmal it was. I would have felt so angry if I had paid money to see that.


Yeah, but is it worse than Alien 3?

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Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:19 pm
by Banjo
I feel like I am missing out on a classic GR reference. Yes. It is vastly worse than Alien 3.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:45 pm
by OrangeRKN
Did you at least like Fassbender in it?

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:52 pm
by Moggy
Alien 3 is a masterpiece compared to Covenant.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:56 pm
by Preezy
Covenant was a bad Alien film, but it was a perfectly watchable sci-fi action horror movie.

Aliens > Alien > Alien 3 > Prometheus > Alien: Resurrection > Alien: Covenant >>>>>>>>>>>>> AvP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AvP: Regurgitate

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:06 pm
by abcd
Aliens isn't better than Alien.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:09 pm
by Preezy
abcd wrote:Aliens isn't better than Alien.

I enjoy it more. Whaddayagonnado?

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:17 pm
by OrangeRKN
Alien = Aliens >>> Alien 3 >>> Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection

Bow before my correctness

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:18 pm
by abcd
Preezy wrote:
abcd wrote:Aliens isn't better than Alien.

I enjoy it more. Whaddayagonnado?



I'm going to play table tennis

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:34 pm
by Banjo
OrangeReindeer wrote:Did you at least like Fassbender in it?

Well, I was entertained in a slightly baffled way? But the entire film, which includes Fassbender by extension, was unmitigated bollocks.

Preezy wrote:Covenant was a bad Alien film, but it was a perfectly watchable sci-fi action horror movie.

As above, it was nonsense, which in itself makes it watchable. But let's not equate it with competence. Film was an absolute mess, and I'm not sure where I read it, but surely there were cheaper ways for Ridley Scott to tell Fassbender that he wanted to strawberry float him. Dreadful CGI, worse acting than Prometheus (I was initially gutted for Noomi Rapace getting shitcanned but she dodged a bullet), just an overrall farce of a movie. I watched Life earlier today, that was far from great but it showed up just how bad Covenant is. Actual 1/10.

Only decent moment of the film (yeah I don't give a strawberry float about spoilers for this shite) was the Alien Vs Truckasaurus moment near the end. I burst out laughing at it.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:37 pm
by Victor Mildew
Covenant was appalling

Coco - 9/10 Wonderful stuff :wub:

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:10 pm
by Corazon de Leon
I feel like Banjo is taking huge advantage of having a Sky box and smashing through everything available on the medium this week. :lol:

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:14 pm
by Moggy
OrangeReindeer wrote:Alien = Aliens >>> Alien 3 >>> Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection

Bow before my correctness


Prometheus is better than Covenant, but otherwise you are correct.

Re: Last film you watched and your rating

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:15 pm
by Moggy
Saigon Slick wrote:I feel like Banjo is taking huge advantage of having a Sky box and smashing through everything available on the medium this week. :lol:


Just wait until you see all the stuff he ordered on Sky Store. :datass: