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Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:Justice League.

Good grief, what a pile of instantly forgettable gooseberry fool that was.

1/10

That’s unfair. Gal Godot alone pushes it to 3/10

I'm no prude, but what was with all the ass shots of her?

Gal is flying through the air - ass shot!

Gal is falling through the air - ass shot!

Gal is walking - ass shot!

Gal is getting hit through a wall - ass shot!

Gal is talking - ass shot!

Gal is wearing leather trousers - multiple ass shots!

Were they using her bum to pull the audience away from the dreadful script?

Okay I kinda want to watch it now.

Gemini73 wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Gemini73 wrote:Justice League.

Good grief, what a pile of instantly forgettable gooseberry fool that was.

1/10

That’s unfair. Gal Godot alone pushes it to 3/10

I'm no prude, but what was with all the ass shots of her?

Gal is flying through the air - ass shot!

Gal is falling through the air - ass shot!

Gal is walking - ass shot!

Gal is getting hit through a wall - ass shot!

Gal is talking - ass shot!

Gal is wearing leather trousers - multiple ass shots!

Were they using her bum to pull the audience away from the dreadful script?

There was a script? I thought it was just a couple of hours of a lovely lovely bum.

Gal Gadat ass more like

strawberry float sake. Taf will have us all for breakfast!

Venom 10/10

Not even joking this was a billion times more fun than all of the marvel movies

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:strawberry float sake. Taf will have us all for breakfast!

Signs

I've always remembered this as being pretty good, one of the few films MNS squeezed out before going seriously downhill. But I just watched it again and it's an awful bag of wank.

Deadpool 2.

I'm somewhat lost for words after just having watched it. Loved the first one and this is definitely more action packed, but I actually prefer the original for it's story.

It reminded me of the jump from Kick Ass to Kick Ass 2 - maybe getting a tad bit muffled by it's own noise - BUT it's still in a different league to that example, trust me. Loved the extras during the credits where Deadpool attempts to change the course of history, i.e kill his former self who thought Green Lantern was something he wanted to get mixed up in or the abomination that was his X-Men Origins incarnation.

Jenuall wrote:I don't get it either. DH2 is a great action movie. The first is definitely better, and nothing beats Hans as a villain, but the second movie is still great fun.

Every other Renny Harlin film is unadulterated shite-ola. Why would Die Hard 2 be any different?

Nibble wrote:

Jenuall wrote:I don't get it either. DH2 is a great action movie. The first is definitely better, and nothing beats Hans as a villain, but the second movie is still great fun.

Every other Renny Harlin film is unadulterated shite-ola. Why would Die Hard 2 be any different?

LL Cool J, star of the sublime Deep Blue Sea, disapproves of this post.

Ok, then, but his mama said I should knock you out.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:strawberry float sake. Taf will have us all for breakfast!

I read that as "have us round for breakfast"

which is actually far scarier a prospect.

The Favourite - 8/10

A strange film which loves the C word.

It's very watchable and the plot is really interesting. All three leading ladies are amazing with the queen herself being the superstar. She has to get an Oscar for this.

It's a very good film but the final scene very much reminded me of The Florida Project, it's just a bit odd for the sake of being odd. The film would have been much stronger with a more standard ending.

Bumblebee.

Took the small child to see this earlier. Really wasn’t expecting much from it but was hugely surprised as to how good this was.

Transformers meets The Smiths. That’s worth a 9.

pixelwinx wrote:Bumblebee.

Took the small child to see this earlier. Really wasn’t expecting much from it but was hugely surprised as to how good this was.

Transformers meets The Smiths. That’s worth a 9.

I saw it for a second time today. I think it’s excellent.

Nibble wrote:

Jenuall wrote:I don't get it either. DH2 is a great action movie. The first is definitely better, and nothing beats Hans as a villain, but the second movie is still great fun.

Every other Renny Harlin film is unadulterated shite-ola. Why would Die Hard 2 be any different?

Cliffhanger was good though.

Ironhide wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:strawberry float sake. Taf will have us all for breakfast!

I read that as "have us round for breakfast"

which is actually far scarier a prospect.

I'd never turn down a free breakfast!