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OrangeMKN
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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by OrangeMKN » Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:51 pm

BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by BID0 » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:06 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by OrangeMKN » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:09 pm

Sorry I just assumed you didn't care about how it looked because you have astroturf

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Victor Mildew » Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:30 pm

BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:47 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by BID0 » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:03 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.

the state of his grass in the summer

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Moggy » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:15 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.


I imagine Bin Bint is on a forum somewhere complaining about her neighbour (she calls him Misery Man) and his crap lawn.

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Albear » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:20 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.

Ad thinks 'dead and yellow' is a decent look confirmed.


:lol:

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Drumstick » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:45 pm

Moggy wrote:I imagine Bin Bint is on a forum somewhere complaining about her neighbour (she calls him Misery Man) and his crap lawn.

:lol:

One man should not have this much power in this game. Luckily I'm not an ordinary man.
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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Victor Mildew » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:47 pm

Dead and yellow, like my soul

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Albear » Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:28 pm

And your women

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by poshrule_uk » Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:29 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
BID0 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
BID0 wrote:Team artificial. Haven't had to mow or water the lawn for over 5 years now and I never want to do it again :datass:


You don't need to water a real lawn either...

You do if you want a decent looking and feeling one


That's not true at all though, unless you live in Saudi Arabia or something, then your lawn gets adequet water from the weather, and even if there's some stupid drought on, even if it all dies and goes yellow, it'll will come back as good as ever. Grass is persistent stuff.


Watering your lawn is a waste of water as it serves no benefit.

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PostRe: Lawns and Gardening
by Pancake » Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:34 pm

Albear wrote:And your women

:slol:


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