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PostRe: Local news by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Dec 03, 2021 10:51 pm

More like the bum squad amirite

PostRe: Local news by **Moggy** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 8:31 am

twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1475965873605255171

PostRe: Local news by **Vermilion** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 8:36 am

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1475965873605255171

Ah, a fellow APILN follower!

Careful now.

PostRe: Local news by **Moggy** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 8:45 am

Vermilion wrote:
Ah, a fellow APILN follower!

Careful now.

Pensioners pointing at potholes is my version of Pornhub.

PostRe: Local news by **Winckle** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:11 pm

Moggy wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Ah, a fellow APILN follower!

Careful now.

Pensioners pointing at potholes is my version of Pornhub.

Grannies with deep holes?

PostRe: Local news by **Moggy** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:15 pm

Winckle wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Ah, a fellow APILN follower!

Careful now.

Pensioners pointing at potholes is my version of Pornhub.

Grannies with deep holes?

Only if a grandad is putting his finger into it.

PostRe: Local news by **Winckle** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:18 pm

Moggy wrote:
Winckle wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Ah, a fellow APILN follower!

Careful now.

Pensioners pointing at potholes is my version of Pornhub.

Grannies with deep holes?

Only if a grandad is putting his finger into it.

Well how else is he supposed to measure the depth?

PostRe: Local news by **Dowbocop** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:20 pm

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1475965873605255171

FECKIN GREEKS!

PostRe: Local news by **Squinty** » Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:41 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1475965873605255171

FECKIN GREEKS!

THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!

PostRe: Local news by **Vermilion** » Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:41 am

PostRe: Local news by **Choclet-Milk** » Fri Dec 31, 2021 3:39 pm

Nevermind the dog gooseberry fool, where are my letters?! :capnscotty:

PostRe: Local news by **Zilnad** » Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:24 am

Front page news!

PostRe: Local news by **Dowbocop** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 8:23 am

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... 704890.amp

As anyone local to the area knows, the best thing about that sculpture is that you can only see the forehead upwards from the M62, so it looks like St Helens has a 20m tall statue of a knob.

PostRe: Local news by **mcjihge2** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:36 pm

Dowbocop wrote:https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/netflix-stay-close-statue-sees-22704890.amp

As anyone local to the area knows, the best thing about that sculpture is that you can only see the forehead upwards from the M62, so it looks like St Helens has a 20m tall statue of a knob.

A few months ago i did the parkrun there - its very challenging and there are some great views of the runcorn bridges and fiddlers ferry power station. There really is not much parking around there. Theres a derelict pub /carpark fenced off nearby - that could easily be renovated and developed.

PostRe: Local news by **Vermilion** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:30 pm

PostRe: Local news by **Moggy** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:34 pm

Vermilion wrote:

PostRe: Local news by **Vermilion** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:25 pm

Moggy wrote:

There may be traffic hold ups around Bracknell if you cut across to the M3, so you might want to stick to the M4/M25.

PostRe: Local news by **Moggy** » Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:29 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Moggy wrote:

There may be traffic hold ups around Bracknell if you cut across to the M3, so you might want to stick to the M4/M25.

Can't hear you, I'm too busy enjoying the best fanny in the UK.

PostRe: Local news by **Green Gecko** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:05 pm

This is news apparently.

Stanwick man uses 72-year-old toaster every day

A man who uses his 72-year-old toaster every day said he was embracing the spirit of the wartime generation.

Jimmy James, from Stanwick, in Northamptonshire, said the toaster was manufactured in December 1949 and given to his parents as a wedding present.

The 69-year-old said it only needed repairing once every six or seven years.

Mr James said: "I was brought up by the wartime generation and encouraged to repair things and not throw them away."

He inherited the Morphy Richards pop-up toaster after his father's death in 1993.

The machine generally needs repairing "once every six or seven years", he said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-n ... e-60054105

I'm pretty sure everyone has some sort of ancient appliance in their home, even if it'd just a gas metre, sink or lamp.

PostRe: Local news by **SEP** » Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:35 am

Green Gecko wrote:This is news apparently.

Stanwick man uses 72-year-old toaster every day
A man who uses his 72-year-old toaster every day said he was embracing the spirit of the wartime generation.

Jimmy James, from Stanwick, in Northamptonshire, said the toaster was manufactured in December 1949 and given to his parents as a wedding present.

The 69-year-old said it only needed repairing once every six or seven years.

Mr James said: "I was brought up by the wartime generation and encouraged to repair things and not throw them away."

He inherited the Morphy Richards pop-up toaster after his father's death in 1993.

The machine generally needs repairing "once every six or seven years", he said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-n ... e-60054105

I'm pretty sure everyone has some sort of ancient appliance in their home, even if it'd just a gas metre, sink or lamp.

Shame they never mentioned how often it needs repairing.

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