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by Dual » Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:57 am

Pedz wrote:Cob is a term I've heard around my parts.


Might want to get that checked at the GP.

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PostRe: Local news
by Errkal » Sat Feb 23, 2019 7:58 am

Cob is what sweet corn comes on, a bread roll is a roll.

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by Victor Mistletoe » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:36 am

I'd only heard the term used in Alan partridge, and I assumed it was a mistake at the time.

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by jawafour » Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:46 am

Many years ago I was staying with a pal in Coventry and, whilst visiting a cafe, we decided to have some rolls. He told me to ask for a "cob" as that was the local term. I did so... and the girl serving didn't know what I was going on about.

^^^ Actual evidence. Experience of being in Coventry in 1993 confirmed.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:58 am

I went to Coventry once, way way up the M1.

Coventry was strawberry floating amazing because, the people of Coventry, they had nothing.

They had nothing and their lives were strawberry floated and where they lived was gooseberry fool and the food was awful.

And we spent some time with them, and do you know, the people of Coventry, they had a kind of spiritual dignity about them.

They accepted that they were strawberry floated and they... Oh, they were amazing.

Do you know that the people of Coventry, they've been an inspiration to me.

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by Heskimo » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:08 am

Vermilion wrote:Just spotted this one too...

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A piece of fruit :lol:

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:14 am

Jenuall wrote:I went to Coventry once, way way up the M1.

Coventry was strawberry floating amazing because, the people of Coventry, they had nothing.

They had nothing and their lives were strawberry floated and where they lived was gooseberry fool and the food was awful.

And we spent some time with them, and do you know, the people of Coventry, they had a kind of spiritual dignity about them.

They accepted that they were strawberry floated and they... Oh, they were amazing.

Do you know that the people of Coventry, they've been an inspiration to me.


I always heard it was a bit of a Ghost Town?

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by jawafour » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:23 am

Moggy wrote:I always heard it was a bit of a Ghost Town?

And you are Special :o :lol: .

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:26 am

Whilst I was there I had to keep asking myself, why must the youth fight against themselves?

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by Pedz » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:28 am

Errkal wrote:Cob is what sweet corn comes on, a bread roll is a roll.


I've heard cob for round loaves of bread more than a roll.

But yeah, corn on a cob is corn on the cob.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:29 am

It's clearly a bap you bunch of psychos!

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by Pedz » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:30 am

A bap is a regular bread roll.

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:32 am

Maybe that's why the nice young lady in the Tesco bakery gave me a funny look when I asked her to get her baps out?

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by Pedz » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:51 am

How was her buns?

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:56 am

Not quite firm enough for my liking sadly.

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by Vermi Claus » Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:57 pm

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:59 pm

Interest aroused as semi at 69 Cock Lane in Fetcham hits the market


Leatherhead house-hunters will have had their interest aroused when a house with a rather suggestive address hit the market this week.

The charming three-bedroom house at 69 Cock Lane in attractive Fetcham – a semi – is sure to attract interest and puerile jokes in equal measure.

But estate agents Gascoigne-Pees clearly think it's a phallus-y the unusual address will put off prospective buyers, listing it at £449,950.

Something of a theme is starting to emerge on Cock Lane, in Fetcham – with a spate of penis graffiti hitting the street last year in an attempt to draw attention to its potholes.

https://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/1429 ... he-market/


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by Cuđđoolph » Sun Feb 24, 2019 6:02 pm

Spelling out the fallacy joke is weak. Amateur hour at the Surrey Comet.

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