Match.com. To prank or not to prank?

Last edited by jamcc on Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:07 am, edited 1 time in total.

.. For people in your area? I just did a search to see if there were any girls I knew on there (strawberry floating bored out of my mind), found none. I then had an idea and searched for blokes (I must be getting desperate

). I found one guy who I vaguely know, who is a right tosser - strawberry floating loves himself - mildly interesting, I thought, until I found a guy in my office!

Bearing in mind that my office is quite small (40 people and almost half that on an average day) and this guy has a bit of 'history', shall we say, with two girl mates from my work.. Basically he must be desperate as he turns really freaky and clingy when any woman shows even a slight interest in him.

So... I was thinking, should I set up a fake (female) account and message him (etc) and see where it goes? Would that be too harsh!?

It said he'd been active in the last 24 hours so he must be an avid user!

Last edited by Benj on Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Do it, we have nothing to lose, but laughs to gain. Is this site free to search on or do I need to sign up first? x

Edit: Eww there are some right rotters on here. If you're going to put yourself on the internet at least make your picture bearable!

Benj wrote:Do it, we have nothing to lose, but laughs to gain. Is this site free to search on or do I need to sign up first? x

I don't know.. I must admit I did actually consider signing up for a minute there (going on date with randoms would be a laugh 'n' a half), but after seeing those two guys on there I was reminded of the thought of people I know seeing me on there which is is horrific.. x

jamcc wrote:.. For people in your area? I just did a search to see if there were any girls I knew on there (strawberry floating bored out of my mind), found none. I then had an idea and searched for blokes (I must be getting desperate ). I found one guy who I vaguely know, who is a right tosser - strawberry floating loves himself - mildly interesting, I thought, until I found a guy in my office!

Bearing in mind that my office is quite small (40 people and almost half that on an average day) and this guy has a bit of 'history', shall we say, with two girl mates from my work.. Basically he must be desperate as he turns really freaky and clingy when any woman shows even a slight interest in him.

So... I was thinking, should I set up a fake (female) account and message him (etc) and see where it goes? Would that be too harsh!?

It said he'd been active in the last 24 hours so he must be an avid user!

That's a hillariously cruel thing to do.

I'm genuinely surprised at how many good looking women there are on there.

Not surprised at the amount of dogs though. Didn't realise it was strawberry floating Pet Smart...

I know one of my male relatives is on it, so i wouldn't dare do anything like that. :lol:

Some friends and I did something similar to this in Sixth Form. However it involved a gay Gloucestershire trucker going to meet a 17 year old emo kid, with hilarious consequences.

...

I'm so glad I have matured.

I don't know what to do! To be fair, earlier in the year, even though he thought I liked one of my girl mates from work.... When he eventually thought she liked him, he made a real effort to shove anything that showed any sign of interest from her (e.g. a nice text) right in my face and make it look like they were going out. We were supposed to be mates (but never liked the guy much anyway).

Hence, he's a bit of a tosser. To his, lame, defence, he acted like such a freak that all three of us stopped talking to him, so I feel kinda sorry for him in a way.

(I realise that paragraph may come across as a bit Vicky Pollard but what the strawberry float).

Do it jam, give in to temptation. :mrgreen:

puppetBoy wrote:I'm so glad I have matured.

Argh, but it'd be funny wouldn't it...?

puppetBoy wrote:Some friends and I did something similar to this in Sixth Form. However it involved a gay Gloucestershire trucker going to meet a 17 year old emo kid, with hilarious consequences.

...

I'm so glad I have matured.

Wow.

I found an ex-girlfriend on a more questionable site, offering... services. :fp:

jamcc wrote:
puppetBoy wrote:I'm so glad I have matured.

Argh, but it'd be funny wouldn't it...?

Yeah it would.

Do it. You have my blessing, one matchmaking site prankster to the next.

Shadow wrote:I found an ex-girlfriend on a more questionable site, offering... services.

Ewww. That would be awful if you still had some kinda feelings for her!

Anywayz, we need to create a character if I'm gonna do this. It needs to be realistic too.

Fake edit - I'm so glad I'm off work tomorrow and Friday, I'll never be able to look him in the eye without pissing myself. :lol:

jamcc wrote:
Shadow wrote:I found an ex-girlfriend on a more questionable site, offering... services.

Ewww. That would be awful if you still had some kinda feelings for her!

I didn't, I thought it was quite funny, I should clear up, by 'found' I meant 'was sent to me in an email'.

Anyway, PM me if you wanna see (NSFW or Under 18s).

PM me that gooseberry fool, may as well.

I'm gonna do this tomorrow, I'm knackered at the moment. Any ideas on an alias to adopt would be helpful. And some photos to use too!

*Note to self: PM Shadow*

jamcc, you have nothing to lose but everything to gain here. Because if it gets tricky you can just kill the listing.

This guy sounds insecure, if it goes too far and you bail, there may be trouble.

DO IT.

Just got the PM...bloody hell. :lol:

Tell me about it.

:lol:

Match.com. To prank or not to prank?

Prank that gooseberry fool:

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