Match.com. To prank or not to prank?

PM please? :mrgreen:

Holy strawberry float shadow!

She sounds dirty as strawberry float! And a squirter! Lucky bugger

Also, pricey... £150 for an hour.. christ.

(I'm looking for escorts near me now.. :twisted:

)

LewisD wrote:(I'm looking for escorts near me now.. )

Shitting cuntballs, there's loads of them!

I can see my savings going down the pan....

Oh hai, what's going on here? :lol:

Jaxley wrote:...Would he go for that?

Well actually, on his profile,on the type of bodyshapes he likes, amongst others, "a little extra padding" is included. :lol:

As someone that's used these sites in the past (not any more!), I can't endorse this.

However, I will still watch what happens and enjoy the consequences!

Carry on...

Lime wrote:As someone that's used these sites in the past (not any more!), I can't endorse this.

However, I will still watch what happens and enjoy the consequences!

Carry on...

Did you find what Lewis did? i.e. That the women are picky bitches and end up resorting to escorts?

PostRe: Match.com. To prank or not to prank? by KK » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:14 am

You mean strawberry floaters.

jamcc wrote:
Lime wrote:As someone that's used these sites in the past (not any more!), I can't endorse this.

However, I will still watch what happens and enjoy the consequences!

Carry on...

Did you find what Lewis did? i.e. That the women are picky bitches and end up resorting to escorts?

I just waited for them to come to me....

Abs wrote:The guy sounds like a tosser, but I reckon it's pretty cruel thing to do, it could really damage his ego.

He's right, there's no downside!

Also, I'll take one of those PM's to go.

Do it, I want to know the outcome!

You must be a sexy mo fo Lime, post a picture in the attractiveness thread then.

Update: match.com have strawberry floating disapproved my strawberry floating profile!

match.com wrote:* All information provided must be accurate and current
* Must be in English
* You must be single or separated from your spouse
* Do not include detailed personal information (ie: your last name, street address, contact information, date of birth, etc.) to help protect your online anonymity
* Do not include any language which could be considered defamatory or offensive in any way (ie: sexually explicit, promotes racism, references to inflicting bodily harm to yourself or others, etc.)
* No solicitation
* No website addresses
* You must be at least 18 years old

I did put:

my fake match.com profile header wrote:Are there any cute young guys out there?

Could it be the 'young' bit? Do they think I'm a peado looking for little boys?

But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

PostRe: Match.com. To prank or not to prank? by KK » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:28 am

jamcc wrote:But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

Real. Self. Shots.

Call it. Well, type it.

ULTRA PM please. :mrgreen:

KKLEIN wrote:
jamcc wrote:But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

Real. Self. Shots.

Call it. Well, type it.

Great! There are only a couple of problems with that:

1. Last time I check I was male.

2. 'She' is a female. I've had my suspicions but I don't think my work mate is gay.

Maybe some random woman's (who looks fit and around 24) blog that has loads of self-indulgent self-shots?

Just say 'photos on request' in the profile.

Loads of folk don't put photos on there in case they are recognised - if they're a teacher, for example. They'd never live it down if the kids found out.

Just to re-iterate. I don't endorse this in the slightest.

Carry on, etc.

Anung Un Rama wrote:Identity theft = Ubero Crimo cholo

Oh gooseberry fool yeah.

Hmm, I'll just find some photos on Google image search.. ¬_¬

Do it.... but be creative, when he asks for a pic send a photoshopped pic of him you've taken in the office just to mess with his head. Maybe add a wig and some boobs.

Oh and PM please :mrgreen:

Get that picture of a forumite who was wearing a dress and looked scarily feminine.

Match.com. To prank or not to prank?

Prank that gooseberry fool:

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