Match.com. To prank or not to prank?

You must be a sexy mo fo Lime, post a picture in the attractiveness thread then.

Update: match.com have strawberry floating disapproved my strawberry floating profile!

match.com wrote:* All information provided must be accurate and current
* Must be in English
* You must be single or separated from your spouse
* Do not include detailed personal information (ie: your last name, street address, contact information, date of birth, etc.) to help protect your online anonymity
* Do not include any language which could be considered defamatory or offensive in any way (ie: sexually explicit, promotes racism, references to inflicting bodily harm to yourself or others, etc.)
* No solicitation
* No website addresses
* You must be at least 18 years old

I did put:

my fake match.com profile header wrote:Are there any cute young guys out there?

Could it be the 'young' bit? Do they think I'm a peado looking for little boys?

But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

PostRe: Match.com. To prank or not to prank? by KK » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:28 am

jamcc wrote:But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

Real. Self. Shots.

Call it. Well, type it.

ULTRA PM please. :mrgreen:

KKLEIN wrote:
jamcc wrote:But 'she' is only 24!

Anyway, I need a decent batch of photos to use on my account! Can anyone help with that? Obviously no strawberry floating porn pictures or professionally taken photos..

Real. Self. Shots.

Call it. Well, type it.

Great! There are only a couple of problems with that:

1. Last time I check I was male.

2. 'She' is a female. I've had my suspicions but I don't think my work mate is gay.

Maybe some random woman's (who looks fit and around 24) blog that has loads of self-indulgent self-shots?

Just say 'photos on request' in the profile.

Loads of folk don't put photos on there in case they are recognised - if they're a teacher, for example. They'd never live it down if the kids found out.

Just to re-iterate. I don't endorse this in the slightest.

Carry on, etc.

Anung Un Rama wrote:Identity theft = Ubero Crimo cholo

Oh gooseberry fool yeah.

Hmm, I'll just find some photos on Google image search.. ¬_¬

Do it.... but be creative, when he asks for a pic send a photoshopped pic of him you've taken in the office just to mess with his head. Maybe add a wig and some boobs.

Oh and PM please :mrgreen:

Get that picture of a forumite who was wearing a dress and looked scarily feminine.

Corazon de Leon

That was Charles Manson.

Also, I don't endorse this either, it's erring on the side of overly harsh.

Can I get a copy of that PM? It sounds spectacular.

Ima say don't do it mayne.

If he gets emotional caught up with women it ain't right to do it.

Do a traditional prank, it ain't right to strawberry float with his emotions.

(no homo)

Karma and all that mayne.

BobbyDigital wrote:Ima say don't do it mayne.

If he gets emotional caught up with women it ain't right to do it.

Do a traditional prank, it ain't right to strawberry float with his emotions.

(no homo)

Karma and all that mayne.

I wold say do it, but don't string his emotions along, ie. be like bloodninja from the outset. Get more and more extreme. Ask him what fruit turns him on, who his favourite wizard is. See how far he goes.

Emotions are for pussies and the elderly anyway.

aaronayl1 wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Ima say don't do it mayne.

If he gets emotional caught up with women it ain't right to do it.

Do a traditional prank, it ain't right to strawberry float with his emotions.

(no homo)

Karma and all that mayne.

I wold say do it, but don't string his emotions along, ie. be like bloodninja from the outset. Get more and more extreme. Ask him what fruit turns him on, who his favourite wizard is. See how far he goes.

Bingo! That's the route I'll go.

I've messaged the admin guys asking what the hell was wrong with my profile, so they'll get back to me soon. Then I'll slap on a photo and get winking/emailing. 8-)

While we're at it, we should set up a fake Joer account, which we can use to hook him up with a bunch of gays. For the lulz.

jamcc wrote:
aaronayl1 wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Ima say don't do it mayne.

If he gets emotional caught up with women it ain't right to do it.

Do a traditional prank, it ain't right to **** with his emotions.

(no homo)

Karma and all that mayne.

I wold say do it, but don't string his emotions along, ie. be like bloodninja from the outset. Get more and more extreme. Ask him what fruit turns him on, who his favourite wizard is. See how far he goes.

Bingo! That's the route I'll go.

I've messaged the admin guys asking what the hell was wrong with my profile, so they'll get back to me soon. Then I'll slap on a photo and get winking/emailing.

o7

Yeah that sounds like a better way of doing it.

Then when you get some info from him you can drop subtle hints to it in normal conversation.

jamcc wrote:
aaronayl1 wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Ima say don't do it mayne.

If he gets emotional caught up with women it ain't right to do it.

Do a traditional prank, it ain't right to strawberry float with his emotions.

(no homo)

Karma and all that mayne.

I wold say do it, but don't string his emotions along, ie. be like bloodninja from the outset. Get more and more extreme. Ask him what fruit turns him on, who his favourite wizard is. See how far he goes.

Bingo! That's the route I'll go.

I've messaged the admin guys asking what the hell was wrong with my profile, so they'll get back to me soon. Then I'll slap on a photo and get winking/emailing.

IIRC you'll have to pay to send/read messages. Winking is free.

BobbyDigital wrote:Then when you get some info from him you can drop subtle hints to it in normal conversation.

strawberry float that! No way. :lol:

LewisD wrote:The women on Match.com are absolute banana splits.
Even the pig ugly ones expect prince strawberry floating charming to come after them.

I ended up cancelling my account on there.. strawberry floating picky lasses.

Worst 'I am ugly' post ever.

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