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Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:29 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Merry Christmas, one and all.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:43 pm
by Pancake
Moggy wrote:9am and my 4 year old is still asleep.
This is the worst thing about kids today! Back in my day we'd have been up at 4am desperately trying to sneak downstairs to open some presents.
Kids today have no respect for honoured traditions like waking up parents early on Christmas morning.
My 3.5 year old has literally never slept until 9am, what is your secret?!
Merry Christmas everyone.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:44 pm
by Lime
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:00 pm
by Victor Mildew
Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:03 pm
by Vermilion
Victor Mistletoe wrote:Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
3pm for Christmas dinner? I had mine at 11am.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:07 pm
by KK
Depending on who is cooking it, I sometimes find it best to get shitfaced before the Christmas Dinner.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:09 pm
by Vermilion
My Christmas dinner was amazing, i carved the meat and it was perfectly cooked to perfection.
Also, my sprouts weren't just ordinary sprouts, they were M&S sprouts.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:10 pm
by Victor Mildew
Vermi Claus wrote:Victor Mistletoe wrote:Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
3pm for Christmas dinner? I had mine at 11am.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:11 pm
by Errkal
Waitrose Richly Fruited Christmas Cake wrote:Moggy wrote:9am and my 4 year old is still asleep.
This is the worst thing about kids today! Back in my day we'd have been up at 4am desperately trying to sneak downstairs to open some presents.
Kids today have no respect for honoured traditions like waking up parents early on Christmas morning.
My 3.5 year old has literally never slept until 9am, what is your secret?!
Merry Christmas everyone.
I forgot to change when moos Christmas tree and lamp turn on so she was sup at 630.......
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:12 pm
by kerr9000
Victor Mistletoe wrote:Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
I got shitfaced last night, first time I've drank more than one beer in I think over a year. I had 2 pints of cider followed by two snakebites and then progressed on to lots of vodkas, a few slippery nipples then lots more vodka and orange juice.
Merry Christmas to one and all, I hope your all having the best days you can and finding as many reasons to smile as possible
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:12 pm
by Vermilion
Victor Mistletoe wrote:Vermi Claus wrote:Victor Mistletoe wrote:Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
3pm for Christmas dinner? I had mine at 11am.
I suspect that by 3pm, your dinner if dropped, will bounce like Rimmer's dumplings.
I'm not surprised you're gonna need to get shitfaced afterwards!
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:14 pm
by Victor Mildew
kerr9000 wrote:Victor Mistletoe wrote:Christmas dinner in an hour, then I'm getting shitfaced.
I got shitfaced last night, first time I've drank more than one beer in I think over a year. I had 2 pints of cider followed by two snakebites and then progressed on to lots of vodkas, a few slippery nipples then lots more vodka and orange juice.
Merry Christmas to one and all, I hope your all having the best days you can and finding as many reasons to smile as possible
We took it steady with the booze last night, as a few years back we got properly pissed on Christmas eve (down the pub all afternoon then a load when we got home), leading to being really hungover all Christmas day which was horrible.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:18 pm
by Godzilla
Merry Christmas everyone, just had lunch, now watching the Bottom Christmas Episode.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:21 pm
by Victor Mildew
Godzilla Stocking Filler wrote:Merry Christmas everyone, just had lunch, now watching the Bottom Christmas Episode.
I heard sleigh bells, has
he been?
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:26 pm
by Lagamorph
Merry Christmas one and all!
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:06 pm
by Moggy
Waitrose Richly Fruited Christmas Cake wrote:My 3.5 year old has literally never slept until 9am, what is your secret?!
Rohypnol.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:10 pm
by Vermilion
Just watched Her Majesty, as i'm sure, RichardUK also did.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:14 pm
by Lex-Man
Merry Christmas
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:22 pm
by rinks
Arseholes.
Re: Merry Christmas Everyone.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:25 pm
by Drumstick
gg