Movie News/Discussion Thread 2

[Dual]

Aladdin trailer looks like a BBC adaptation

[Benzin]

Jafar doesn't sound evil at all and Will Smith is playing Will Smith...

I'll stick to the animated version thank you very much...

[Moggy]

Jafar doesn't sound evil at all and Will Smith is playing Will Smith...

I'll stick to the animated version thank you very much...

Guy Ritchie is directing though so at least at the end Vinnie Jones will call the Sultan a banana split.

[Jenuall]

Jafar doesn't sound evil at all and Will Smith is playing Will Smith...

I'll stick to the animated version thank you very much...

Guy Ritchie is directing though so at least at the end Vinnie Jones will call the Sultan a banana split.

Ugh. Guy strawberry floating Ritchie?

I look forward to everyone talking in cockney accents and Jason Statham rocking up for cameo as well then. "Welcome to Agra-Fucking-Bah!"

[Denster]

Dont like Smith as the Genie at all but what's this nonsense about Jasmine? She's lovely. Id happily let her sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut.

[Moggy]

Dont like Smith as the Genie at all but what's this nonsense about Jasmine? She's lovely. Id happily let her sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut.

Preezy doesn’t like her, she is therefore not fit enough to lead us into her treasure trove.

[Preezy]

Dont like Smith as the Genie at all but what's this nonsense about Jasmine? She's lovely. Id happily let her sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut.

Preezy doesn’t like her, she is therefore not fit enough to lead us into her treasure trove.

I have impossibly high standards.

I mean, she's clearly a good looking girl, but if I had 3 wishes 1 of them would be to make her more attractive.

the other 2 would be to help both my chronic erectile dysfunction and extremely premature ejaculation :/

[Corazon de Leon]

The trailer looks terrible on every level, but the worst part is that I'll still go and see it because I desperately want it to be good. Whoever was criticising the Robin Williams genie though - wtf is wrong with you?

[Jenuall]

The trailer looks terrible on every level, but the worst part is that I'll still go and see it because I desperately want it to be good. Whoever was criticising the Robin Williams genie though - wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with the genie more like. It's so IN YOUR FACE and try hard all-the-bloody-time. Give it a rest Robin.

"You 'aint never had a friend like me"? Well thank strawberry float for that!

[Lotus]

Will Smith
Princess Jasmine

If there was ever a film that didn't need remaking, sure it's Aladdin...looks pretty poor, but I'm sure it'll do well.

[Corazon de Leon]

The trailer looks terrible on every level, but the worst part is that I'll still go and see it because I desperately want it to be good. Whoever was criticising the Robin Williams genie though - wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with the genie more like. It's so IN YOUR FACE and try hard all-the-bloody-time. Give it a rest Robin.

"You 'aint never had a friend like me"? Well thank strawberry float for that!

I might've known it was you.

[Jenuall]

The trailer looks terrible on every level, but the worst part is that I'll still go and see it because I desperately want it to be good. Whoever was criticising the Robin Williams genie though - wtf is wrong with you?

WTF is wrong with the genie more like. It's so IN YOUR FACE and try hard all-the-bloody-time. Give it a rest Robin.

"You 'aint never had a friend like me"? Well thank strawberry float for that!

I might've known it was you.

Just here to dish out the truth.

I'd say that "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" but that's probably another gooseberry fool impression that Robin Williams' genie shouts at some point during the movie so I wouldn't want to endorse such nonsense.

[Hexx]

Just when you thought Jenuall could get any scummier

[Moggy]

Jenuall’s movie opinions are as bad as Preezy’s opinions on attractive women.

[Jenuall]

And yet, I'm not the one who voted for White Chicks in the to 100 movies eliminator. A more depraved movie watcher than I still lurks among us!

[Denster]

That's an anomaly whereas your opinions are consistently awful.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/theoneringnet/status/1095336726225141760

[Tafdolphin]

Now they're just Tolkien the piss.

[Rex Kramer]

I've read the foreword to my copy of Lord of the Rings quite a few times and at no point have I ever thought 'he'd make an interesting biopic'. He even says himself that he dislikes allegory so if they're going down the route of LOTR was forged in the war then Tolkien himself said it was bollocks. I'm particularly looking forward to the montage section of him building an entire elven language.

[Jenuall]

I've read the foreword to my copy of Lord of the Rings quite a few times and at no point have I ever thought 'he'd make an interesting biopic'. He even says himself that he dislikes allegory so if they're going down the route of LOTR was forged in the war then Tolkien himself said it was bollocks. I'm particularly looking forward to the montage section of him building an entire elven language.

Yeah that was my thoughts as well, the key thrust of that trailer seems to be that LOTR was heavily inspired by his experiences of war then that's just bullshit and Tolkien has said that.