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Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:50 pm
by Igor
floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo


You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:51 pm
by Exxy
Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.



:lol: WTF is that.

MY contribution being any Basshunter song, god awful rubbish gooseberry fool crap.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:51 pm
by Jimmy Shedders
That Girls song by the strawberry floating Sugacunts is strawberry floating awful

It's the one screeching in the background that strawberry floats me off.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:53 pm
by floydfreak
Igor wrote:
floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo


You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.


Akon's Lonely is shite though and should be mentioned in this thread ;)

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:34 pm
by The People's ElboReformat
Turok! The Herald Angels wrote:

Holy gooseberry fool it's emo-eurodance-hip-hop. Actually I don't know what this is.


I hate myself for what I'm about to say.... that was great. "Lets get freaky now, lets get strawberry floating freaky now..." etc.

I mean, it was God awful, but great at the same time. For some reason I like gooseberry fool songs.

Festive Exception wrote:Anyone got a link to that Scottish Chav doing that "Hey you" or something.

I remember one lyric where he goes "Am ganee pump ya maaam"


That'd be the NEDS Kru featuring The Wee Man:

[youtubeuk]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08[/youtubeuk]

"You're a wee bawbag, your jaw's gettin rip't "

strawberry floating brilliant gooseberry fool.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:41 pm
by Igor
floydfreak wrote:
Igor wrote:
floydfreak wrote:anything by Akon, Chris Brown and Neyo


You're doing it wrong.. This is a thread for musical abominations, not things you don't like.


Akon's Lonely is shite though and should be mentioned in this thread ;)


Lonely is a beast of a tune, and should be our new national anthem.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:49 pm
by Adam Pollard

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:12 pm
by jamcc
chickenwings147 wrote:[img]Ronan%20Kunting[/img]

The very essence of 'bland'. This talentless fu*kwit is always jostling for the number 1 spot (along with that Christina Aguilera 'squeeze water in my mouth and i'll writhe around like you've just spu*ked in my gob' bitc*, whor*, slu*, sla*, use sex to sell my shi* records) 'top five people i'd like to shoot in the head at point blank range'

LOATHE them both


Yeah but her debut single 'Genie In A Bottle' is a tuuuuuuuuuune.

Re: Musical Abominations...

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:51 am
by Chickenwings147
jamglebells wrote:
chickenwings147 wrote:[img]Ronan%20Kunting[/img]

The very essence of 'bland'. This talentless fu*kwit is always jostling for the number 1 spot (along with that Christina Aguilera 'squeeze water in my mouth and i'll writhe around like you've just spu*ked in my gob' bitc*, whor*, slu*, sla*, use sex to sell my shi* records) 'top five people i'd like to shoot in the head at point blank range'

LOATHE them both


Yeah but her debut single 'Genie In A Bottle' is a tuuuuuuuuuune.


So why did the warbling cumgobbler pronounce it as 'Genie in a burdle'? Thanks to you she's now knocked Keatingcunt off the top spot :twisted: