National Limerick Day

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Jenuall » Tue May 12, 2020 4:29 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:There once was a fan of Final Fantasy
Who entered a raft race for charity
He said "strawberry float!"
"They've capsized my boat!"
And died the next day from insanity


This fan of the famous role player
Was a regular haircut over-payer
He went in for a trim
The barber thought "cha-ching"
And he left looking like Leo Sayer


There was a strange member called Jenuall
Whose tastes were unquestionably terrible
His car often broke down
In Exeter-town
And his scripting was far from numerical

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Balladeer » Tue May 12, 2020 4:31 pm

There once was a man
Whose limericks changed halfway
Into something else.

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Buffalo » Tue May 12, 2020 4:43 pm

Some of your rhyming is well suss.
Can I do better? Nup.

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Superfurryfox64 » Tue May 12, 2020 5:17 pm

There was once a woman from Australia
Who thought all dicks were a failure
So she got on her back, opened her crack
And swallowed a lorry and trailer

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Ironhide » Tue May 12, 2020 5:52 pm

There was a man from Peru
Who found he had nothing to do
So he sat on the stairs
Counting his hairs
And found he had seventy two

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Somebody Else's Problem » Tue May 12, 2020 6:11 pm

There once was a banana split from Eton,
Who left poor Jeremy beaten.
A virus then struck,
now the country is strawberry floated,
But we continue to vote the elite in.

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Ironhide » Tue May 12, 2020 8:14 pm

Political limericks are hard
Moreso when you're not a bard
My attempt at a rhyme
Could be considered a crime
I should write it down first on a card

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Balladeer » Tue May 12, 2020 9:33 pm

There once was a germ called corona
That turned each Briton into a loner
Until told, 'Stay alert!
This economic hurt
Is cramping our dear leader's sense of pride in our financial system.'

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Alvin Flummux » Tue May 12, 2020 9:38 pm

The man the world's biggest ego
Had a very abnormal libido
At Mar-A-Lago one morning
He got tired of Stormy
Went to Epstein and now he's a pedo

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Karl_ » Wed May 13, 2020 12:07 am

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Chocolate-Milk » Wed May 13, 2020 12:09 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Saigon.

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Superfurryfox64 » Wed May 13, 2020 3:48 am

I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalad


No wait that's a haiku

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Alvin Flummux » Wed May 13, 2020 3:49 am

MarmaLAD

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Superfurryfox64 » Wed May 13, 2020 5:01 am

Alvin Flummux wrote:MarmaLAD


Sorry, guess I can't resist taking those e's :simper:

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Moggy » Wed May 13, 2020 7:56 am

Karl_ wrote:AAAAA AAA AAA A AAA AAAA AAAaaaaAA
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B+

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by a dan from grcade » Thu May 14, 2020 8:21 am

There once was a thread about rhyming,
Within which some questionable timing
By folk was displayed;
Karlprof was dismayed,
And Moggy's post count is still climbing.

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by a dan from grcade » Thu May 14, 2020 8:25 am

There's sometimes a poster of ours
Who's very consistent with hours.
He infuriates some
- oh look, here he comes:
"shy guy today did you buy flowers"

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Moggy » Thu May 14, 2020 8:49 am

There once was a poster called Dan.
Who nobody thought was the man
His name always changes
In a combination of ranges
And now he’s got a permaban

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by a dan from grcade » Thu May 14, 2020 8:57 am

One of the old heads on our scene
Went alt-right round 2013.
He's banned now, methinks.
"Why thank you" said rinks,
"Justice for my washing machine."

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PostRe: National Limerick Day
by Balladeer » Thu May 14, 2020 9:16 am

Dandle in the Wind wrote:There's sometimes a poster of ours
Who's very consistent with hours.
He infuriates some
- oh look, here he comes:
"shy guy today did you buy flowers"

That is very good.


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