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Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:31 pm
by Mafro
First three Jurassic Park films are up.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:10 pm
by Pedz
Think I'll watch the first, may give the second another viewing, 3 can get strawberry floated.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:14 pm
by Lagamorph
Pedz wrote:Think I'll watch the first, may give the second another viewing, 3 can get strawberry floated.

I'll take 3 over 2 any day thanks to this,
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Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:06 am
by Mafro
That's literally the first thing I think of whenever anyone mentions the second film. Gymnastics defeating velociraptors :dread:

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:58 am
by Errkal
The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:01 am
by Moggy
Errkal wrote:The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:


They are both masterpieces compared to Fallen Kingdom. :dread:

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:03 am
by Errkal
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:


They are both masterpieces compared to Fallen Kingdom. :dread:


That’s Jurassic World so I refuse to accept their legitimacy as Jurassic Park films.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:03 am
by Drumstick
Mafro wrote:First three Jurassic Park films are up.

First is excellent, second is good for the occasional lol (in the bad sense), 3 is just terrible.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:05 am
by Moggy
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:


They are both masterpieces compared to Fallen Kingdom. :dread:


That’s Jurassic World so I refuse to accept their legitimacy as Jurassic Park films.


Jurassic World was better than JP3.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:07 am
by Drumstick
Jurassic World was better than TLW too.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:09 am
by more heat than light
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:


They are both masterpieces compared to Fallen Kingdom. :dread:


That’s Jurassic World so I refuse to accept their legitimacy as Jurassic Park films.


Jurassic World was better than JP3.


Nope. JP films have got progressively worse. I quite like the second one, for what it's worth. At least until the shite ending.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:18 am
by Drumstick
JP > JW > LTW> JP3 = JW2

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:21 am
by Moggy
more heat than light wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:The 2nd film is a bit pants, but imagine thinking 3 is better :dread:


They are both masterpieces compared to Fallen Kingdom. :dread:


That’s Jurassic World so I refuse to accept their legitimacy as Jurassic Park films.


Jurassic World was better than JP3.


Nope. JP films have got progressively worse. I quite like the second one, for what it's worth. At least until the shite ending.


Yep, JW is better than JP3

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:58 am
by SandyCoin
Mafro wrote:That's literally the first thing I think of whenever anyone mentions the second film. Gymnastics defeating velociraptors :dread:


I watched it quite recently having not seen it for many years, and that scene still pissess me off :dread:

The film as a whole is decent enough, with some memorable moments. Pete Postlethwaite is great in it too. But a lot of it drags. The bit with the falling trucks seems to take an eternity to end.

3 is gooseberry fool but deserves kudos for the hilarious scene where the raptor says "Alan".

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:35 am
by Mafro
Oh dear I forgot abotu all the talking to velociraptors stuff in 3. Can't wait to watch that again :dread:

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:58 am
by Wedgie
Wait? Raptors speak in JP3?

Now I have to rewatch it to make sure you lot aren’t bullshitting me.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:09 am
by Godzilla
1,4,2,3,5 for me.

1 is a classic, 4 has one of the best final battles put to film, pure popcorn fun, 2 is still watchable but deeply flawed.

3 has the worst female character ever, who thinks it's wise to scream for her son while surrounded by dinosaurs. Also they were really gooseberry fool parents. It does have some brilliant dinosaur moments though.

The latest film is shockingly bad, half Jurassic park, half horror. A gooseberry fool twist, a genuinely stupid ending and no character development.

Also why make a new dinosaur, no need when we have plenty we've not seen.

The opening of the film was great though.

Very interesting to see how they finish off this trilogy as they have written themselves into a corner.

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:39 am
by Lagamorph
Wedgie wrote:Wait? Raptors speak in JP3?

Now I have to rewatch it to make sure you lot aren’t bullshitting me.


Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:32 pm
by Mafro
Wedgie wrote:Wait? Raptors speak in JP3?

Now I have to rewatch it to make sure you lot aren’t bullshitting me.

Can't remember what happens exactly, but they basically 3D print part of a velociraptor's skull and blow into it to mimic the vocal sounds it makes so they can communicate with them :lol: :fp:

Re: The Netflix Thread - US NETFLIX INSTRUCTIONS IN 1ST POST

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:08 pm
by Wedgie
Lagamorph wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Wait? Raptors speak in JP3?

Now I have to rewatch it to make sure you lot aren’t bullshitting me.



That doesn’t count! It’s a dream.