New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:43 pm

You all play this on your work PCs/laptops?! Do you want to get sacked?

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Preezy » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:45 pm

Zilnad wrote:You all play this on your work PCs/laptops?! Do you want to get sacked?

Once I hit 20m CPS I'll be able to quit my job and insert myself into the cookie-matrix permanently :datass:

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by LewisD » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:47 pm

Lime wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Lime wrote:I don't even want to say what my cps is. Let's just say I never stopped having this in a background browser since I started over 4 years ago. :dread:

Turn back now, before it's too late.



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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Preezy » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:59 pm

Enough cookies to power a PS5.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:40 pm

I've just downloaded the app and can see the appeal.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Preezy » Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:50 pm

Zilnad wrote:I've just downloaded the app and can see the appeal.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by PatSharpsMullet » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:01 pm

I loaded up my previous save. Currently on 14.727 Trillion cps.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Lime » Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:26 pm

Preezy wrote:
Zilnad wrote:I've just downloaded the app and can see the appeal.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:09 pm

Currently making 166k/s in the app and 21k/s in the browser.

That's not bad for my first evening's work, right?

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by LewisD » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:16 pm

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Lime » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:10 pm

Zilnad wrote:Currently making 166k/s in the app and 21k/s in the browser.

That's not bad for my first evening's work, right?



That's an excellent start, well done!

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:13 pm

382k/s on the app now :lol:

Edit: 463k/s

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Lime » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:18 pm

Zilnad wrote:382k/s on the app now :lol:

Edit: 463k/s


Fantastic, keep it up! You're doing so well!
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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by LewisD » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:29 am

I AM DONE! I AM FREE FROM THESE CHAINS!

The Secret is to CHEAT.
Use a cheat code to give yourself huge amounts of cookies, buy lots of buildings and upgrades (about 1500 of each so far) and just see the realisation that nothing you do ever helps, the grind will always be the same speed.
There's no reward for staring at this cookie. Now amount of upgrades get you any closer to the goal.

Done. Finished.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:49 am

Don't ruin it, Lewis. I've just started baking cookies on my work laptop, I won't let you sully my achievements.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Lime » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:39 am

LewisD wrote:I AM DONE! I AM FREE FROM THESE CHAINS!

The Secret is to CHEAT.
Use a cheat code to give yourself huge amounts of cookies, buy lots of buildings and upgrades (about 1500 of each so far) and just see the realisation that nothing you do ever helps, the grind will always be the same speed.
There's no reward for staring at this cookie. Now amount of upgrades get you any closer to the goal.

Done. Finished.


It's all about the Achievements. The cookies are a distraction.

Also (only read if you're not going to work through the game without cheating)
Seasons, dragons, garden subgame, ascensions, levelling up buildings, santa claus mutations.....

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by LewisD » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:48 pm

Lime wrote:
LewisD wrote:I AM DONE! I AM FREE FROM THESE CHAINS!

The Secret is to CHEAT.
Use a cheat code to give yourself huge amounts of cookies, buy lots of buildings and upgrades (about 1500 of each so far) and just see the realisation that nothing you do ever helps, the grind will always be the same speed.
There's no reward for staring at this cookie. Now amount of upgrades get you any closer to the goal.

Done. Finished.


It's all about the Achievements. The cookies are a distraction.

Also (only read if you're not going to work through the game without cheating)
Seasons, dragons, garden subgame, ascensions, levelling up buildings, santa claus mutations.....


Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion Browser Game has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes more players.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Lime » Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:11 pm

LewisD wrote:
Lime wrote:
LewisD wrote:I AM DONE! I AM FREE FROM THESE CHAINS!

The Secret is to CHEAT.
Use a cheat code to give yourself huge amounts of cookies, buy lots of buildings and upgrades (about 1500 of each so far) and just see the realisation that nothing you do ever helps, the grind will always be the same speed.
There's no reward for staring at this cookie. Now amount of upgrades get you any closer to the goal.

Done. Finished.


It's all about the Achievements. The cookies are a distraction.

Also (only read if you're not going to work through the game without cheating)
Seasons, dragons, garden subgame, ascensions, levelling up buildings, santa claus mutations.....


Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion Browser Game has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes more players.


That's not my intention! How could you think that?

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Zilnad » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:57 am

Just launched the app to check for golden cookies and all my progress is gone :simper:

Might as well uninstall it. strawberry floating gutted.

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PostRe: New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free
by Sprouty » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:37 pm

I hate games like this. They suck me in hard & I'll obsess over them for a while before removing them from my life forever.

I've just passed the 4,000 cookies per second. It seems to be mostly all about the upgrades. I hope to sleep sometime tonight.

Edit: OK, made it to 200,000 cookies per second. Time to head to bed.

The silly neighbourhood vegetable.

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