New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free

Zilnad wrote:Just launched the app to check for golden cookies and all my progress is gone

Might as well uninstall it. strawberry floating gutted.

That sucks

I just checked my mobile app stats, and I'm at 54 days, 4 ascensions, 18.5 thousand prestige, 161/365 achievements, currently making 15.8Qi cps.

I'd be fuming if I just lost all that.

I now have more cookies than I can count to! 3.5 Septendecillion - what even is that?!

I downloaded the app - is it supposed to constantly show flashing images of cookies in the background? Seems like it's broken.

Prestiging and restarting with 22 billion cookies per second. :slol:

OK, so I cheated and ruined the game, but I really didn't want to get sucked in, so it's quite interesting to cheat for once and see what these types of games look like when you are ridiculously rich!

I've deleted the app now and I'm just carrying on with my work laptop run. The app is actually pretty crap compared to the desktop game as so much content is just missing. Used my legacy points to restart today and discovered a whole load of cool gooseberry fool I didn't know existed. Was a slow work day so I had fun mindlessly rebuilding my empire and feeding my dragon.

Some of the new updates are a bit confusing, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with the stock market

About to ascend with 402 tredecillion per second, WITH NO CHEATING.

I can only pray that at the end of my life I am not forced to watch it all over again by St Peter.

Lime wrote:About to ascend with 402 tredecillion per second, WITH NO CHEATING.

Hey!!!

Cheating has ruined the game for me, but that was essentially my goal as I have been sucked in to similar games before and wasted weeks of my life. I was adding insane numbers of cookies and blasting through them instantly until I found the code to add an infinite amount of cookies.

I've now managed to hit the point where items cost an infinite amount, and are labelled as such. Weirdly I can cheat my way to infinite cookies, but there is a finite number of sizes of infinity in the game's calculations (technically there are infinite sizes of infinity), so you do get to the point where buying an item wipes your infinite supply and the only way to purchase again is to reapply the cheat. Essentially, I have now gone past the point at which you could ever arrive without a cheat, as you would be locked out at the smallest infinite number you arrive at.

This means that the maximum of each items which you can achieve without cheating is approximately 5070 cursors, 5050 grandmas, scaling down to approximately 4,750 Javascript consoles.

I definitely feel that cheating ruins games, but on this occasion I've enjoyed seeing how the mechanics work.

I'm currently earning 445 Novemdecillion cookies per second, which is 445,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cookies per second, assuming that the game is using the US meaning of the word and not the UK version, which would be significantly larger.

Holy gooseberry fool, Dragonflight is insane! I've just made more cookies in 30 seconds than I have all week! strawberry floating rolling in cookies now. Next ascension is going to be glorious

Zilnad wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, Dragonflight is insane! I've just made more cookies in 30 seconds than I have all week! strawberry floating rolling in cookies now. Next ascension is going to be glorious

How do you do this? I have heard of it but never got it to happen....

Lime wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, Dragonflight is insane! I've just made more cookies in 30 seconds than I have all week! strawberry floating rolling in cookies now. Next ascension is going to be glorious

How do you do this? I have heard of it but never got it to happen....

If you ascend you can spend points on permanent upgrades. Get the egg and spend time progressing through the egg upgrades.

I've got 1000 prestige now so I'm tempted to ascend again but I'm still making crazy cookies whenever Dragonflight kicks in.

Zilnad wrote:
Lime wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, Dragonflight is insane! I've just made more cookies in 30 seconds than I have all week! strawberry floating rolling in cookies now. Next ascension is going to be glorious

How do you do this? I have heard of it but never got it to happen....

If you ascend you can spend points on permanent upgrades. Get the egg and spend time progressing through the egg upgrades.

I've got 1000 prestige now so I'm tempted to ascend again but I'm still making crazy cookies whenever Dragonflight kicks in.

Sorry I mean dragonflight. I have ascended once or twice 51 times and have all the possible permanant upgrades :oops:

prestige is at 20.371 trillion

All without 'doing a Sprout'. 8-)

Lime wrote:
Zilnad wrote:
Lime wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Holy gooseberry fool, Dragonflight is insane! I've just made more cookies in 30 seconds than I have all week! strawberry floating rolling in cookies now. Next ascension is going to be glorious

How do you do this? I have heard of it but never got it to happen....

If you ascend you can spend points on permanent upgrades. Get the egg and spend time progressing through the egg upgrades.

I've got 1000 prestige now so I'm tempted to ascend again but I'm still making crazy cookies whenever Dragonflight kicks in.

Sorry I mean dragonflight. I have ascended once or twice 51 times and have all the possible permanant upgrades

prestige is at 20.371 trillion

All without 'doing a Sprout'.

Have you unlocked the dragon egg via ascension? If so, keep making sacrifices to the dragon when it hatches and eventually you will unlock the Dragonflight upgrade. It has a chance of giving you an insane multiplier with golden cookies. And if it triggers while a 2 minute boost is already in effect then the click multiplier goes through the roof.

Oh and this is desktop too. None of this is in the app.

Ah OK, yesI have the dragon upgrade, with the slots with prism and kitten multipliers installed most of the time

I'll have to have a play with it. Currently I'm accelerating the sugar lump growth so I can upgrade all buildings to level 10. With boosts installed I'm generating a minimum of 1 every 18 hours or so

Coming to Steam next month!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454 ... e_Clicker/

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Knoyleo wrote:Coming to Steam next month!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454 ... e_Clicker/

twitter.com/Orteil42/status/1424423472692928519

It's taken my life. Surely it doesn't want my money too. :dread:

Better buy it straight away, rather than wait until it costs $445,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Why would you pay money for it? Honestly, it took over such of my life last year that I wouldn't even install it on Steam for free.

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Knoyleo wrote:Coming to Steam next month!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454 ... e_Clicker/

twitter.com/Orteil42/status/1424423472692928519

Imagine paying for a free browser game.

After the many hours of fun people have had with this, chucking a fiver at the devs doesn't sound like too much of an ask.

Yep, 8 years worth of updates for the browser version, and a free android version, both of which I've sunk hours into, makes $5 seem pretty insignificant.

New browser game - Cookie Clicker - Free

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