So he was like, "I'm your Dad," and I was all like, "No way, man. Get out of town," and he was all telling me to search my feelings and gooseberry fool. Reckoned I knew it was true deep down. What a whack job. He was all up on some ruling the galaxy gooseberry fool. Forget that, man. I jumped clean away from that cat.
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Don't even go there, man. I'm past all that gooseberry fool. That was a bad episode. Move on.
You'll never believe what happened to me this morning. This proper sketchy government fella was chasing me, then I had this other geeza on the phone who seemed to know exactly what was going on! He wanted me to climb out the window of the building I work in to give this clown the slip, but after what happened the last time I got out on a narrow ledge (the whole thing with my evil nemesis turning out to be my old man - don't even want to talk about that no more) I was having none of it. So this suit takes me into custardy (don't know what it's got to do with puddings) and I tells him I wants my phone call. Don't know who I was planning on phoning, mind. I ain't got no mates. Anyway, the next thing I knew my mouth was all like covered over with skin. Freakiest thing ever, right? WRONG! Then he goes and puts this worm thing in my belly. Proper tickled and crap. Luckily it was just a dream. If anything else happens, like, you know, it turning out not to be a dream or whatever, I'll let you know.
