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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by still » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:32 am

Martha-lite??

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Preezy » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:35 am

No I liked mine better.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Captain Kinopio » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:59 pm

Great episode this week. Loved the chaos at the end of the Showstopper :lol:

Ridiculously I got a bit choked up when the Bengali lady started crying at the deconstructed things at the end :cry: :fp:

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Mini E » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:54 am

Captain Kinopio wrote:Great episode this week. Loved the chaos at the end of the Showstopper :lol:

Ridiculously I got a bit choked up when the Bengali lady started crying at the deconstructed things at the end :cry: :fp:


She permanently looks like she's about to burst into tears and it irritates me to an incredible degree. That being said, some of her facial expressions whilst baking are utterly fantastic. Ian is doing my head in :evil:

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Rax » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:09 am

Mini E wrote:
Captain Kinopio wrote:Great episode this week. Loved the chaos at the end of the Showstopper :lol:

Ridiculously I got a bit choked up when the Bengali lady started crying at the deconstructed things at the end :cry: :fp:


She permanently looks like she's about to burst into tears and it irritates me to an incredible degree. That being said, some of her facial expressions whilst baking are utterly fantastic. Ian is doing my head in :evil:

She constantly looks like she is on a set of train tracks or at the end of a gun barrel or something, always worried, even when things are going well.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Bunni » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:57 pm

She ain't no lovely Chetna.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by PaperMacheMario » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:15 pm

Rax wrote:
Mini E wrote:
Captain Kinopio wrote:Great episode this week. Loved the chaos at the end of the Showstopper :lol:

Ridiculously I got a bit choked up when the Bengali lady started crying at the deconstructed things at the end :cry: :fp:


She permanently looks like she's about to burst into tears and it irritates me to an incredible degree. That being said, some of her facial expressions whilst baking are utterly fantastic. Ian is doing my head in :evil:

She constantly looks like she is on a set of train tracks or at the end of a gun barrel or something, always worried, even when things are going well.

She had an incredible few seconds of blind panic on her face the other day, I properly cracked up. Excellent.

Mat seems like a decent guy, although always looks like he's on the brink of sneezing his brains out. Don't get the Ian hate. Flora's got that really annoying soft, posh, Scottish accent so I hope she goes next.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by LewisD » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:36 pm

I didn't like flora at first, but she growing on me.

Seeing her on her knees in front of the oven makes me feel tingly down below.
And the gasp/shriek she did when she announced the temperature of her pie (lol) just now.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by PaperMacheMario » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:41 pm

Mat. :(

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by LewisD » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:52 pm

Lots of Flora down-blouse shots tonight.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Imrahil » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:53 pm

Well, Mat was pretty gooseberry fool today. Whereas Tamal was shit-hot.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Hexx » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:04 pm

strawberry float it. I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to watch anymore.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Captain Kinopio » Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:50 am

LewisD wrote:I didn't like flora at first, but she growing on me.

Seeing her on her knees in front of the oven makes me feel tingly down below.
And the gasp/shriek she did when she announced the temperature of her pie (lol) just now.


I can't believe anyone ever thought Martha was better.

Some of the bitterness, jealousy and general ill-feeling is starting to creep into the contestants now. Maybe it's just the editing but there was plenty of dirty looks last night :lol:

Don't know why they bothered doing a Victorian week either.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Drumstick » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:00 am

I predicted Martha to be star baker last night (something I do with the gf before the start of each show). I haven't been right once yet this season. :fp:

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Mini E » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:10 am

Captain Kinopio wrote:
LewisD wrote:I didn't like flora at first, but she growing on me.

Seeing her on her knees in front of the oven makes me feel tingly down below.
And the gasp/shriek she did when she announced the temperature of her pie (lol) just now.


I can't believe anyone ever thought Martha was better.

Some of the bitterness, jealousy and general ill-feeling is starting to creep into the contestants now. Maybe it's just the editing but there was plenty of dirty looks last night :lol:

Don't know why they bothered doing a Victorian week either.


I completely agree on the bitchy looks :lol: - we picked up on it and found it very funny. I did really enjoy the idea of a Victorian week though - although the tennis cake was a slightly gooseberry fool challenge IMO.

As soon as there was the shot of Mat stood there gormlessly eating something while everyone else worked around him, it was obvious they were going.

Also - I do believe everyone is starting to hate Ian - I'm not sure why but there's something about him that really irritates me :lol: - Dem bitchy looks at his Queen Victoria showstopper.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Drumstick » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:21 am

Ian does come across as rather smug, IMO.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Rax » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:30 am

The crown was impressive but you just know they all hate him for it.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Moggy » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:45 am

He was star baker three times in a row and then makes a cake with a crown on top? What a banana split. :lol:

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
by Tragic Magic » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:32 pm

Ian is a total banana split. I've hated him for a while. The guy is so smug. Loved it when he didn't get star baker as you could tell he was seething. He's the equivalent of the big headed kid at school who cries when someone gets a higher mark than them.

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PostRe: [NSFW] The Great British Bake Off
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