The Great British Bake Off: A double entendre about a cock

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Preezy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:05 pm

They do need to mix up the formula a bit though, maybe have the baker of the week gets to choose which other contestant gets executed or something. Channel 4 is normally edgier in that regard, they could pull it off.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by KK » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:07 pm

Naked Attraction: GBBO Edition.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:09 pm

KK wrote:Naked Attraction: GBBO Edition.


No thanks.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by That » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:13 pm

Preezy wrote:They do need to mix up the formula a bit though, maybe have the baker of the week gets to choose which other contestant gets executed or something.

DML's Are You A Baker? coming soon.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Knoyleo » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:31 pm

Karl wrote:
Preezy wrote:They do need to mix up the formula a bit though, maybe have the baker of the week gets to choose which other contestant gets executed or something.

DML's Are You A Baker? coming soon.

These biscuits were iced by....














...














DENSTER














He was not a baker.














All the other contestants now have food poisoning.

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Errkal » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:42 pm

Knoyleo wrote:
Karl wrote:
Preezy wrote:They do need to mix up the formula a bit though, maybe have the baker of the week gets to choose which other contestant gets executed or something.

DML's Are You A Baker? coming soon.

These biscuits were iced by....

...

DENSTER

He was not a baker.

All the other contestants now have food poisoning.


Judge: I see you have iced you biscuits Denster, its quite soggy.

Denster: Thats not icing ;)

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Preezy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:43 pm

"So Denster, what have you made for us today?"

"I've made a Madeira cake in the shape of a Nun wearing a gasmask and a strap-on dildo."

"Err....right......Prue?"

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Preezy » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:16 pm

Right that Kim-Joy is the weirdest looking person I've seen in a long time, I thought she had on a fake nose :dread: :lol:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by KK » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:21 pm

Ruby is a boxer.
Lara Croft is a boxer in the newest Tomb Raider film.

Real life Lara Croft confirmed.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by KK » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:29 pm

Bet the manufacturers of Wagon Wheels are thrilled to get a mention. Now they’re back in people’s subconscious they’ll be flying off the shelves this week.

Definitely don’t look that impressive any more though.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Preezy » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:32 pm

I had a Wagon Wheel for my elevenses today, love them.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by KK » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:37 pm

Ruby’s wagon wheels looked very impressive.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by LewisD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:46 pm

Ruby :datass:

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by LewisD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:47 pm

Mini E wrote:Martha (who i beiieve Lewis was obsessed with for a while?)


:lol:

Yes!
:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

She never did accept my friend request on Facebook.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by LewisD » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:48 pm

Oh wait.. no, not her.
Who was the Scottish florist?

She was totes my faves

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Robbo-92 » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:57 pm

Ruby :wub:

LewisD wrote:Oh wait.. no, not her.
Who was the Scottish florist?

She was totes my faves


I think I know who you mean, can't recall her name though.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:43 am

Robbo-92 wrote:Ruby :wub:

LewisD wrote:Oh wait.. no, not her.
Who was the Scottish florist?

She was totes my faves


I think I know who you mean, can't recall her name though.


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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Rax » Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:20 am

Flora. :wub:

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Robbo-92 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:08 am

Moggy wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:Ruby :wub:

LewisD wrote:Oh wait.. no, not her.
Who was the Scottish florist?

She was totes my faves


I think I know who you mean, can't recall her name though.


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Yeah, that's the one.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by LewisD » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:19 am

Could've used a better photo!

Here she is looking lovely with.... some paper on her face?

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