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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello there.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: watcha doin x
You: I'm on Omegle at the moment, talking to a stranger.
You: And I use stranger in every sense of the word.
Stranger: lol x
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 something something.
Stranger: (i dont think it's boring)
You: You can work for the rest.
Stranger: umm
You: Or not.
Stranger: nononnonon wait
You: I'm fine with either.
You: I wasn't going to leave.
Stranger: if youre female, you're probably a guy really lol x
Stranger: so i guess ur a guy
You: Then I guess I'm a guiy.
Stranger: are you really though\/
Stranger: ?
You: Either we're both wrong or we're both right.
You: I think we're both right.
Stranger: guy then
You: That's that sorted.
Stranger: 22/f/england
Stranger: u probably dont believe that
You: England is quite close to Scotland, which is where I'm from. Weird.
Stranger: after what i said lol x
Stranger: most guys here are american guys
You: I've noticed that too.
You: Though I think you're maybe only the sixth or seventh stranger I've talked to.
You: And a food four of them left after some three lines of dialogue.
You: good*
Stranger: it's fun, kinda daring
Stranger: as soon as i say female most guys ask for picture of me lol
You: Sorry, yeah, I was a bit late with that.
You: I can ask now, but the moment might have gone.
Stranger: it's ok x
You: I'll give it a shot then, in the parlance you've probably come to expect.
You: pix plz lol
You: Was that alright? I'm not sure if I got it right.
You: First attempt and everything.
Stranger: nah thats was cool
Stranger: im just finding you a nice picture of me x
You: Where abouts in England you from then?
Stranger:
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4549 ... 919403.jpgStranger: round west london area
Stranger: thats me x
You: I see.
You: You're pretty famous around these internets. I'm sure I've seen you before.
Stranger: really?
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: theres a few more pics wit that one
Stranger: i'm famous?
You: I know, I've seen both of them as well. Anything new.
You: ?*
You: So how's your penis, man?
Stranger: nicely done
You: Yeah. strawberry floating typical.
Stranger: surprised
You: I was being nice and everything. You were quite prepared to try and string me along?
You: Scum of the earth.
You: Where's your honor?
Stranger: ok, scum of the earth is an exaggeration
You: Only a little bit.
Stranger: fair doos
Stranger: "hows your penis "raised a chuckle
You: Genuine query.
Stranger: what the honor or stringing you along
You: No, genuine query regarding your penis.
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahhaha
Stranger: sweating, theres an overheating laptop not far from it
You: Maybe you'll get bollock cancer.
You: You can chalk this one up as a loss I think. Go out and kick a ball or something. strawberry floatin wains.
Stranger: it's half 3 in the morning
Stranger: cant really kick a ball around not=w
Stranger: *now
You: I'm not that concerned.
You: So this has been fun. Lewis'll love this. Night.
You have disconnected.