Re: Omegle: Post your chats.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:12 am
This one's a great example of that: http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/12 ... 760xd1.jpg
Stranger: Hello
You: Yo
Stranger: O pls be normal...
You: Ill try
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: morning
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the uk, yourself?
Stranger: Korea.
You: ah, nice
You: so, what do you do?
Stranger: ..oh...
Stranger: Computer haha
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Stranger: What???
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Stranger: I do not speak english well
You: you're doing fine
You: comment cava?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ??
You: sweet
You: so, this is going pretty well, don't you think?
You: we're making bonds that resemble the most brilliant of bridges
Stranger: What???
You: i can feel our souls cruising parallel on the highway of life
You: you know what i mean, don't you?
You: you feel it/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 明言?
You: the future belongs to those who prepare for it today
Stranger: oh~
You: take those words in great heed my friend, they will benefit you greatly
You: i've gotta go man. safety
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Stranger: Alexandria?
You: Final Fantasy IX?
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Stranger: hey... 24 m France... you?
You: I'm a dude.
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You: i just accidently a coca cola
You: is this bad?
Stranger: GANDALF
Stranger: stop to drink coca cola !
Stranger: Pepsi is more healthy for you
You: i just accidently a pepsi
Stranger: right
Stranger: i will ask to Froddo
You: then pepsi said "is that shirley?"
You: but pepsi isn't all that
You: and she was like "NO WAY"
You: and I was like "I don't know, it's never happened to me before"
You: so the top popped off
You: true story
Stranger: wow
Stranger: maybe if you take some drugs before
You: i know a gaddalf, he likes surfing
Stranger: that will change cow's colors
You: are we talking about the same one?
Stranger: like that poop color
Stranger: yeah
You: no way
Stranger: Gandalf Von Potter ?
You: from Portishead?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: son of Prof COCK ?
You: what a dick
Stranger: inventor of dickadex ?
You: said the prof
You: and uses the dickadialphone to call home
Stranger: home ? what is home ? bitchhole ?
You: wat is phone?
You: anyhoo, must dash, I've a shower catch
Pacman wrote:
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Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: i meant to click save convo
You: but i clicked next
Stranger: have you any experience in tax evasion or money laundering?
You: yes, a little
You: i left a fiver in my pants when i put them in the wash last week
Stranger: Would you care to share this information?
You: well its a bad idea, dont do it
Stranger: i bid you good day sir
Stranger: its a pitty you could have made millions
Stranger: hah
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Stranger: hey horny male herer sorry
You: wow! i'm a horny female!
You: i'm literally throthing at the gash
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ya right
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/cali
You: u?
Stranger: ha 22 mvegas
You: oh man
Stranger: do you have yahoo messenger?
You: vegas is hot!
You: nah
You: do u cyber?
Stranger: you should get it so we can cyber
You: we can cyber here
You: i wana taster first big boi
You: i used to use msn but no 1 gos on it ne more
Stranger: you want my hard cock inside you?
You: fuk yes
Stranger: its on yahoo. lol
Stranger: sorry im just jk i have a cam so do it if you can
You: i slowly unbutton my floral blowse in da hot sun
You: showin you my large, supple tits
Stranger: get yahoo there are a lot of guys pretending to be girls on here its creepy
You: i say "forget about yahoo" and undo your belt, unzipping your fly to reveal you quivering hard cock
Stranger: dont you want to see it?
You: i start shaking it like a maracca, and dancing to the beat
You: you start screaming, but i'm going for it
You: strawberry float your dick, i just wanna dance
Stranger: ha
You: i pull my dick out and ask you to do the same
You: dance with me baby!
Stranger: ewwww
You: we dance in the moonlight, there are horses watching
You: they start to dance, with their large horse cocks
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Stranger: PEMT HEADSHOT :noel:
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