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PostRe: Overheard
by pjbetman » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:16 pm

DML wrote:People get so angry about vegans. Jeez.



:slol: :slol: :slol:

Parodies of themselves to be honest.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:17 pm

Oh here they come

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PostRe: Overheard
by Moggy » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:19 pm

Ad7 wrote:Oh here they come


They can’t come - they lack the energy and protein needed to produce ejaculate.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Rocsteady » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:20 pm

Ad7 wrote:Go vegan! Save all the animals!

Right, say we all suddenly stop eating meat. Every one of us. What happens to all cattle etc? They don't magically start roaming the countryside in some cartoon animal utopia, people won't make any money from them any more (As they won't use animal skins etc for anything) so they won't be around at all. No farmer is having fields of animals for the sake of it, next to all domesticated farm animals will cease to exist. So instead of saving them, they'll doom them to zoos at best.

banana splits.

This is a very naive view.

Considering the practices of industrial farming it would be better for most of these animals had they never been born in the first place. Certainly I would rather never be alive than be taken from my mum and trapped in a space barely larger than my body for the rest of my life.

That's not even taking into consideration all the male chicks and calves which are killed immediately.

I'm not even a vegan but I'm aware it's quite obviously the more ethical choice.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:21 pm

Moggy wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Oh here they come


They can’t come - they lack the energy and protein needed to produce ejaculate.

At least that means they aren't able to procreate.

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PostRe: Overheard
by pjbetman » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:22 pm

Ad7 wrote:Oh here they come


:slol:

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PostRe: Overheard
by Lagamorph » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:34 pm

If more people ate Rhinos they probably wouldn't be endangered.

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PostRe: Overheard
by OrangeRKN » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:03 pm

Jenuall wrote:Not spelling mistakes exactly but this has reminded me of two examples of utter idiocy I overheard today at work:

"My favourite bit about Christmas dinner has got to be the pigeon blankets" :fp:

And this one when talking about whether there will be a second referendum on Brexit:

"Flat chance. I just can't see it happening"

Some people really are morons.


The problem is that as a society we keep putting stupid people like this on pedal stools

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by Jenuall » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:08 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Not spelling mistakes exactly but this has reminded me of two examples of utter idiocy I overheard today at work:

"My favourite bit about Christmas dinner has got to be the pigeon blankets" :fp:

And this one when talking about whether there will be a second referendum on Brexit:

"Flat chance. I just can't see it happening"

Some people really are morons.


The problem is that as a society we keep putting stupid people like this on pedal stools


True, it's just so frustrating though. Whenever I read one of these I have to curl up in the feeble position until the bad thoughts go away!

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:41 pm

the east from the beast is supposed to be starting again

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:44 pm

:lol:

Sounds similar to the "yeast from the beast", which is I believe how alpha male bakers refer to their semen.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Pedz » Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:45 pm

Jenuall wrote::lol:

Sounds similar to the "yeast from the beast", which is I believe how alpha male bakers refer to their semen.


Sounds like thrush from a fat lady.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:51 pm

Pedz wrote:
Jenuall wrote::lol:

Sounds similar to the "yeast from the beast", which is I believe how alpha male bakers refer to their semen.


Sounds like thrush from a fat lady.


Or athletes foot from a bloke with huge feet.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:26 pm

I always SAID Steve Irwin was going to end up in trouble and look what happened!


If only he had listened.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Lagamorph » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:30 pm

I just heard a guy order a sandwich but with mayonnaise used as an alternative to butter.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:56 pm

Lagamorph wrote:I just heard a guy order a sandwich but with mayonnaise used as an alternative to butter.


If you're not making bacon sarnies with mayonnaise instead of butter you're doing it wrong.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Lagamorph » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:20 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:I just heard a guy order a sandwich but with mayonnaise used as an alternative to butter.


If you're not making bacon sarnies with mayonnaise instead of butter you're doing it wrong.

If you're putting mayonnaise anywhere near bacon you're committing a crime against humanity.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Dowbocop » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:32 pm

Lagamorph wrote:I just heard a guy order a sandwich but with mayonnaise used as an alternative to butter.

Lagamorph wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:I just heard a guy order a sandwich but with mayonnaise used as an alternative to butter.


If you're not making bacon sarnies with mayonnaise instead of butter you're doing it wrong.

If you're putting mayonnaise anywhere near bacon you're committing a crime against humanity.

A lot of pre-made sandwiches have mayo instead of butter as it's cheaper.

Mayo can work in a BLT and baconnaise is alright if a little underwhelming, but other than that I'd have to agree with you about bacon and mayo.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:34 pm

Putting mayo in a bacon sarnie is practically at war crimes levels of wrongdoing!

Plenty of places will do the "replace butter with mayo" routine though, it seems pretty common in those shops where they make the sandwich up in front of you.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Pedz » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:00 pm

Glad I don't have butter on sandwiches cause they put mayo on it I would puke in their faces with my first bite.

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