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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:37 pm

Stop calling it mayo you banana splits

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:46 pm

May-O, May-O,
Mayonnaise on me sarnie and me wanna be sick

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PostRe: Overheard
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:57 pm

Bunch of animals up in here

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PostRe: Overheard
by Pedz » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:18 pm

You are only allowed mayo is you suck it direct from the source.

Hexx's pecker.

;)

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PostRe: Overheard
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:29 pm

When did we get to a situation where butter is consider so expensive it must be excluded?

I never knew that thinking butter is a basic food makes me part of the Hoi polloi.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:30 pm

Pedz wrote:You are only allowed mayo is you suck it direct from the source.

Hexx's pecker.

;)


Hexx's Pexx.

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PostRe: Overheard
by OrangeRKN » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:39 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:When did we get to a situation where butter is consider so expensive it must be excluded?


Profits for share holders

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PostRe: Overheard
by Peter Crisp » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:42 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:When did we get to a situation where butter is consider so expensive it must be excluded?


Profits for share holders


About 0.1p per sandwich is hardly going to turn the shareholders into Bill Gates :slol: .
I know business is all about profits but that's taking the strawberry floating piss I bet I could go into a shop and find 10 better ways to save money.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Overheard
by OrangeRKN » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:48 pm

I imagine it adds up to a sizable difference with supermarket pre-made sandwiches, but yes I agree it's ridiculous

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:54 pm

Where do people stand on margarine?

Acceptable butter substitute or unholy abomination that should have no place in this world?

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PostRe: Overheard
by Tafdolphin » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:01 pm

Jenuall wrote:Where do people stand on margarine?

Acceptable butter substitute or unholy abomination that should have no place in this world?


Margarine is fine. Gets a bit much after the 5th spoonful.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:16 pm

May be bollocks that I'm miss-remembering, but I thought margarine in the traditional sense doesn't actually exist any more and hasn't down for a long time. People just call spreads margarine out of habbit.

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PostRe: Overheard
by OrangeRKN » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:35 pm

Jenuall wrote:Where do people stand on margarine?


On top of it presumably

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:38 pm

I like stork margarine because I've only got one leg.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Dowbocop » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:06 pm

When I was a kid and I saw the advert for Golden Churn saying there was a spoonful of butter in every tub I thought it must be a massive spoon to fill a tub like that.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:39 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Where do people stand on margarine?


On top of it presumably


There's anyways one. :roll: ;)

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PostRe: Overheard
by pjbetman » Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:48 pm

Jenuall wrote:Where do people stand on margarine?

Acceptable butter substitute or unholy abomination that should have no place in this world?


It's virtually plastic. Avoid it.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Mommy » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:01 pm

Bloke: Thats the 2nd person ive seen from the Alzheimers clinic today.
Missus: No, John, you saw Frank yesterday.
Bloke: ...Who?

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PostRe: Overheard
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:23 am

"Brexit crisis...crisis? CRISIS?! WHAT BLOODY CRISIS? JUST LEAVE YOU KNOW!"

Well there you have it.

In case you haven't guessed my favourite banana split said that.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Moggy » Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:14 am

I was listening to a conversation some colleagues were having about meat and the impacts on the environment. And then things took a dark turn…

“So it’s cows that are the problem?”
“Yeah, for one beefburger it causes something like 7KG of CO2”
“So stick to farming sheep then?”
“Yeah but you know what those lonely shepherds get up to….”
“True, I read a story recently about a guy in Jersey who got himself killed when he tried to strawberry float a cow”
“A cow? Why would you shag a cow? I would go with a calf”
“You would shag a baby?”
“A calf yeah, they are much smaller”

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