Overheard

Fed up talking videogames? Why?
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Rocsteady
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PostRe: Overheard
by Rocsteady » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:12 pm

Seems fair.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Errkal » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:28 pm

You need to change company.

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Ad7
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PostRe: Overheard
by Ad7 » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:46 pm

Stupid sexy cows

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Dual
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PostRe: Overheard
by Dual » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:14 pm

Funniest conversation I have ever heard on a bus! Young girl &lad, she's telling him about the 'massage ' parlour she works in as a receptionist & as he's single he should try it, he was asking questions& joking--- or maybe not--- that he'd like a 60 yr old, she said we've got all shapes/sizes/ages so you could have a muff, is that what they're called?, he answered think you mean milf lol. True story that brightened up my ride home on the 47a !!

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PostRe: Overheard
by Heskimo » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:21 pm

:lol:

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Moggy
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PostRe: Overheard
by Moggy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:10 pm

GRcade has invaded my office. Some consultants behind me are currently having the “sit or stand to wipe” debate. :lol:

“How can you sit? The mechanics of that just boggle my mind!”

“Get home tonight and try it, it makes sense once you just sit”

“But…but…how does that even work? Standing just works!”

“Doesn’t standing just squish it all into your cheeks?”

“This isn’t work talk, this is pub talk. Stop it!”

“But I just don’t get it. How can you do it sitting down?”

I am so tempted to ask them if they fold or scrunch and what they put in their fridges. ;)

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PostRe: Overheard
by Jenuall » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:30 pm

:dread:

Time to get that bidet installed in the office toilets.

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PostRe: Overheard
by Karl » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:32 pm

Moggy wrote:... Some consultants behind me are currently having the “sit or stand to wipe” debate. :lol: ...

:lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Overheard
by Moggy » Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:53 am

Person 1 “So how was the Massive Attack gig?”

Person 2 “Great, I really enjoyed myself. The only thing was, I know they are a really political band but they kept showing political stuff on the screens. It was all anti-war and anti-establishment stuff and I don’t go to gigs to see that stuff”

Person 1 “Yeah, you just want to have a beer”

Person 2 “Exactly”

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Mini E
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PostRe: Overheard
by Mini E » Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:58 am

A teenage girl on a train in Sydney around Christmas in a strong Aussie drawl:

"And then... I woke up... and all I could taste was pot... and I was like fuuuuuuuuuuuck".


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