Overheard

PostRe: Overheard by **Lagamorph** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:20 am

Seriously, what is the point of snakes?

PostRe: Overheard by **Jenuall** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:36 am

The tail is the point obviously.

PostRe: Overheard by **Victor Mildew** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:43 am

Lagamorph wrote:
Seriously, what is the point of snakes?

"do we need 'em?"

PostRe: Overheard by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:41 pm

Person 1: “I just don’t want to do anything when it’s cold weather like this”

Person 2: “It’s not cold, it’s just raining, it’s still warm out”

Person 1: “Yeah but I got wet this morning so the air conditioning is making me cold”

Person 2: “You can’t say the weather is cold just because the air conditioning inside is making you cold!”

Person 1: “I can because I am cold”

PostRe: Overheard by **Cumberdanes** » Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:02 pm

Person 1: "How do you spell Pacific?"

Person 2: "What, like the ocean?"

Person 1: "No, I'm asking someone a question but I need them to be more Pacific"

Person 2: "You mean specific right?"

Person 1: "No Pacific, like Pacifically"

PostRe: Overheard by **Moggy** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:51 pm

Person 1: “So Boris is the new Prime Minister?”

Person 2: “Yes, Theresa May has just gone to the Queen to resign and then Boris takes over”

Person 1: “Oh right. So what happens with the cat?”

Person 2: “Eh?”

Person 1: “Well I was watching the news last night and there was a cat at Downing Street, what happens to the cat?”

Person 2: “I have no idea”

PostRe: Overheard by **Peter Crisp** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:54 pm

It's all part of a giant conspiracy and the cat is the real PM and the stupid humans in Downing Street are just for show.

It's why the price of milk is so low at the moment.

PostRe: Overheard by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:39 pm

Person 1: " 'Boris Johnson confirmed as new Prime Minister' ...huh, wasn't he Prime Minister before?"

Person 2: "Don't know"

Person 1: "I've missed Hollyoaks"

PostRe: Overheard by **Kezzer** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:18 am

"and S for synagog "

PostRe: Overheard by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:19 pm

Guy - they bang on about how bad a US trade deal would be, and they'd have us eating chlorinated chicken. Still do the deal, take the MONEY, just don't buy it! We can have both!

Other guy - it doesn't work that way. Many people won't have the choice

Guy - you ALWAYS have a choice! People always have a choice! I wouldn't buy chlorinated chicken. It wouldn't change MY buying habits!

Me - ...aren't you vegetarian?

Guy - what?!

Me - you're vegetarian aren't you?

Guy - so?

Me - well it obviously wouldn't change your habits would it?

Guy - *huffs and sits down*

PostRe: Overheard by **Cumberdanes** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:31 pm

Overheard on the train to work.

Kid 1: "Is that man playing a Switch?"

Kid 2: "Well it must be a fake Switch, it's got two screens"

For the record I was playing on a DS Lite.

PostRe: Overheard by **Moggy** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:32 pm

Victor Mistletoe wrote:Guy - they bang on about how bad a US trade deal would be, and they'd have us eating chlorinated chicken. Still do the deal, take the MONEY, just don't buy it! We can have both!

Other guy - it doesn't work that way. Many people won't have the choice

Guy - you ALWAYS have a choice! People always have a choice! I wouldn't buy chlorinated chicken. It wouldn't change MY buying habits!

Me - ...aren't you vegetarian?

Guy - what?!

Me - you're vegetarian aren't you?

Guy - so?

Me - well it obviously wouldn't change your habits would it?

Guy - *huffs and sits down*

Sounds like you had a really tough delivery there.

PostRe: Overheard by **Memento Mori** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:11 am

Victor Mistletoe wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:
Seriously, what is the point of snakes?

"do we need 'em?"

Yes we get rid of them, Noah they go on the ark.

PostRe: Overheard by **Zilnad** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:00 pm

"Nothing's actually changed with this election. It's still conservatives and Boris Johnson in charge, just like it was yesterday."

PostRe: Overheard by **Moggy** » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:12 pm

"So he shat in a kettle and then molested someone?"

PostRe: Overheard by **Victor Mildew** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:33 am

Heard a good one this weekend. We were outside a pub in Somerset ( :dread:

) so imagine this is the most stereotypical female farmer accent:

"Ere, you'll loik Wells food mark-eht, it's very exot-eck, they have humus, chilli pepperzzz and olives!"

PostRe: Overheard by **Jenuall** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:44 am

Yarp

PostRe: Overheard by **Drumstick** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:34 am

Bin men have just been, by exchanging the little-heard nowadays Budweiser campaign phrase from the 90s, "wassup".

PostRe: Overheard by **Zilnad** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:40 am

Victor Mildew wrote:Heard a good one this weekend. We were outside a pub in Somerset ( ) so imagine this is the most stereotypical female farmer accent:

"Ere, you'll loik Wells food mark-eht, it's very exot-eck, they have humus, chilli pepperzzz and olives!"

If they don't also have guacamole, I'm not going.

PostRe: Overheard by **Zilnad** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:40 am

Victor Mildew wrote:Heard a good one this weekend. We were outside a pub in Somerset ( ) so imagine this is the most stereotypical female farmer accent:

"Ere, you'll loik Wells food mark-eht, it's very exot-eck, they have humus, chilli pepperzzz and olives!"

If they don't also have guacamole, I'm not going.

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