It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their strawberry floating culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle strawberry float them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt banana split so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass pussy like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, strawberry float you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go strawberry float yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that gooseberry fool to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of gooseberry fool on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.
Lagamorph wrote:The new Symetra has gone live. Her teleporters seem completely and utterly useless now really.
Haha, good one.
Why do you say that? It's incredibly powerful.
I just can't see the use of them being line of sight only.
Two Reinhardts are in a sheild war, dva uses her ult and symetra places her teleporter behind the enemy Reinhardt and makes sure the entrance is on top of the dva bomb, this means the dva bomb will teleport behind the enemy team and kill everyone.
Similarly you can put a teleporter on a higher surface, McCree can ult and then go throughout the teleporter, or you can use it to teleport Torb's turret behind the enemy team and then use his ult.
It has infinite possibilities. There was a clip on Reddit where a team used it to put Orisa and Bastion on a vantage point they couldn't normally get to right behind the enemy team, think about how scary that is. And Bastion and Orisa combo just appearing behind you while you are being attacked from the front.
You can also use it to get out of graviton, or to dodge other ults etc etc
Karl wrote:I'm 100% down with a ridiculous hamster ball hero, but I think it's actually going to be a sidekick to the real next hero, the Junker Queen. Potentially it's her ultimate, or maybe she's a summoner.