Partridge you Wonka!

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Green Gecko » Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:27 pm

https://houseofilluminati.com/immersive ... xperience/

The site is so badly done the text is all dark grey on black.

Get ready to embark on a journey into a world where dreams taste like chocolate! As we approach the much-anticipated Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Experience, let’s explore the immersive delights that promise to make this event a celebration of sweetness and imagination.

Delectable Chocolate Fountains: Picture yourself standing before cascading chocolate fountains, each velvety stream inviting you to dip, indulge, and savor the richness of Willy Wonka’s world. These delectable fountains are not just a treat for the taste buds; they’re a visual spectacle, creating an atmosphere of chocolatey bliss that permeates the air.

Whimsical Performances: The event comes alive with the whimsical performances of the iconic Oompa Loompas. These singing companions guide attendees through the immersive wonders of Willy Wonka’s world, adding an extra layer of charm to an already magical experience. From harmonious melodies to lively dances, the Oompa Loompas are sure to captivate and entertain.

Surprises at Every Turn: As you navigate through the event, be prepared for surprises at every turn. Giant mushrooms filled with sweets, colossal lollipops, and candy canes that seem to touch the sky – these are just a few of the visual wonders that await. The immersive delights are designed to transport you into the heart of a whimsical chocolate wonderland.

An Adventure in Every Bite: Beyond the visual and auditory treats, the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Experience promises an adventure in every bite. From sweet delicacies to chocolatey wonders, attendees will have the opportunity to explore and indulge in the many facets of this beloved treat. It’s not just an event; it’s a celebration of chocolate in all its delightful forms.

As we countdown to the day when Willy Wonka’s world comes to life, imagine a day filled with laughter, joy, and the irresistible allure of chocolate. The immersive delights of this event are poised to create lasting memories and redefine what it means to step into a world of pure imagination. Join us on this sweet adventure – the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Experience awaits! [chocolate][rainbow] #WillyWonkaAdventure #ChocolateWonderland #ImmersiveExperience


Looks like the media has gone down much the same path I could waste my time with so I won't bother https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/cu ... 234976876/

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Moggy » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:09 am

speedboatchase wrote:I'm addicted to this story.

twitter.com/disappoptimism/status/1762416923080290397



She's now been interviewed and she seems lovely. I feel sorry for her but it is also hilarious.

https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow ... rview.html

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:12 am

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Tomous » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:13 am

I feel bad for her and the actors they employed who had nothing to do with the shambles but had to deal with paying customers all day.

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Jenuall » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:20 am

Yeah to be fair to her that section of the event looks like the only mildly interesting part of the whole setup

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:21 am

I don't think anybody but the organiser is coming across badly here. You can tell these are all just people who need the work and have been given strawberry float all to work with.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by aayl1 » Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:10 pm

twitter.com/SianThymes/status/1763000986627363271


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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Cheeky Devlin » Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:57 pm

aayl1 wrote:

twitter.com/SianThymes/status/1763000986627363271


There's the Glasgow I know and love. :wub:

The wee guy running the event looks like a character from Limmy's Show. :lol:

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Moggy » Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:01 pm

Cheeky Devlin wrote:
aayl1 wrote:

twitter.com/SianThymes/status/1763000986627363271


There's the Glasgow I know and love. :wub:

The wee guy running the event looks like a character from Limmy's Show. :lol:


He's about 10 minutes away from screaming this at one of the mothers:

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Ironhide » Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:15 pm

Green Gecko wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:
satriales wrote:Their website was generated by AI. Loads of typos in the images.

"A pasadise of sweet teats"

http://willyschocolateexperience.com/

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:lol: :lol:

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Ukxepcted twits!

That bear has a vagina.

The main ai background isn't even cropped. Here's the full image.

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Their entire website just plonks these files in too.

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iMaGiNe a SeCreT oF ClAmDiCiReT lUxURY

I love the way the candleholders are just mounted directly onto the canvas of oil paintings.

Sorry, but "AI" is just never going to be able to understand this kind of gooseberry fool. It's hilarious.

Also they appear to have been entirely served an array of what can only be described as giant meat maggots.

And what are these people dancing with? strawberry floating trombones?

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I genuinely love AI generated art for the surreal, creepy nightmare fuel it often produces.

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by speedboatchase » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:35 pm

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by floydfreak » Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:59 pm

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Green Gecko » Fri Mar 01, 2024 7:00 pm

Ironhide wrote:I genuinely love AI generated art for the surreal, creepy nightmare fuel it often produces.

Me too.

It's brilliant just how off handed it seems, it's like the AI is laughing at its own creators going, haha no can do, but what about THIS eh eh? No feeble human mind can contrive such horrors! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Like some kind of disembodied Francis Bacon even more depressed about how ordinary humans want things to be.

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by Moggy » Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:01 am

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by floydfreak » Sat Mar 02, 2024 7:29 pm

:slol: :slol: :slol: :fp:

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Barnsy! » Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:46 am

Moggy wrote:
She's now been interviewed and she seems lovely. I feel sorry for her but it is also hilarious.

https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow ... rview.html


Yeah, I've been avoiding this story / this thread, because I worried that woman is being treated. I know no one was blaming these poor actors for this situation but I always find when the internet gets hold of an unflattering image or of someone not at their best or whatever and the subsequent memes depressing.

Rubbish situation she was put in. I see she was on one of those GMTV style shows - came across great, thankfully she seems to see the funny side. I hope she ends up doing well out of this - and there's a somewhat happy ending


Green Gecko wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:
satriales wrote:Their website was generated by AI. Loads of typos in the images.

"A pasadise of sweet teats"

http://willyschocolateexperience.com/

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:lol: :lol:

Image
Ukxepcted twits!

That bear has a vagina.

The main ai background isn't even cropped. Here's the full image.

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Their entire website just plonks these files in too.

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Image

Image

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iMaGiNe a SeCreT oF ClAmDiCiReT lUxURY

I love the way the candleholders are just mounted directly onto the canvas of oil paintings.

Sorry, but "AI" is just never going to be able to understand this kind of gooseberry fool. It's hilarious.

Also they appear to have been entirely served an array of what can only be described as giant meat maggots.

And what are these people dancing with? strawberry floating trombones?

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This is my favourite post I've seen on grcade

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Green Gecko » Sun Mar 03, 2024 8:36 pm

:) It's a great way to waste my analytic eye.

I've said it before, I genuinely think artists will have jobs un-fucking AI generated images in a few years. Hence I totally disagree it is an existential threat, far from it, it makes just regularly scrutinising imagery even more pertinent. Plus it's endlessly funny.

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Albert » Sun Mar 03, 2024 8:56 pm

I swear to god I am banning the next person for a week that quotes that image chain.

SMH, basic decent posting behaviour expected.

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by Green Gecko » Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:18 pm

I remember that in my moderation exam. Of course, I subconsciously truncate all quote chains to retain my flawless record of webmastering.

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PostRe: Partridge you Wonka!
by <]:^D » Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:48 am

im glad Albear mentioned it first; i didnt want to look grumpy :shifty:


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