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Trelliz wrote:Just thought i'd mention Symphony - came out on steam last night. Best summed up as Audiosurf - The Scrolling Shooter, it has interesting weapon unlock/ship design mechanics, whereby whenever you play a song for the first time it randomly generates a weapon you can buy with earned points, and these can be upgraded and placed on 4 weapon slots on your ship. You can choose their angle and whether they autofire or what mouse button activates them etc. Plus the usual chain combo mechanics etc and an actual plot - some evil entity is trying to break through into this reality through capturing the souls of the composers of your music collection - makes this really worth picking up.

i watched a guy streaming this earlier this morning. It looks alright. Not a big fan of the art style, but it seems to tick the right boxes. I'm gonna pick it up and see how it is.

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right heres my idea:

Ban video game production for a year. This year. Offer an amnesty to any games about to be released. Any game which is in development and would have been released within the next 6 months is put in front of a panel consisting of me and a couple of cool dudes and we arbitrate whether or not the game can be released. If we decide against it, the developer must go back and make the changes we demand and release it after the game ban ends.

HARDCORE MODE:

Large development conglomerates cannot release a game for 2 years. No loopholes.

BEST CASE SCENARIO:

We find a cool mummy strawberry floater who has patented the 3 person puzzle shooter, buy the patent and sue the strawberry floating gooseberry fool out of every developer.

Thoughts?

Deciphering bullshit with cool guy Falsey, vol. 17

interesting - not very well thought out or implemented, pr spin machines turn this into a feature
plot - an attempt to justify the shoddy mess of gibberish wrapped around the same mechanic recycled a million times
scrolling anything - in the same category as 8bit or retro, we arent very good developers and are incapable of programming any actual mechanic, as such we took this one from page 3 of C++ for dummies

Falsey wrote:Deciphering bullshit with cool guy Falsey, vol. 17

interesting - not very well thought out or implemented, pr spin machines turn this into a feature
plot - an attempt to justify the shoddy mess of gibberish wrapped around the same mechanic recycled a million times
scrolling anything - in the same category as 8bit or retro, we arent very good developers and are incapable of programming any actual mechanic, as such we took this one from page 3 of C++ for dummies

Thankyou for your thoughts on Symphony falsey, as a trusted internet-friend I welcome and value your thoughts and concerns, and although I do not agree with you on this matter, I am more than happy for you to express them.

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by HM » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:44 pm

Update and new DLC out for Payday as well as it being 75% till Thursday. New DLC is £7.99, so think I'll leave it till the next sale.

Counter Strike Complete Pack also 66% off(£12.91), including pre-purchase of CS:GO which on it's own is £10.79. Out Aug 21st.

Can someone please explain what CS GO is? Is it a true sequel to CS Source?

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by **False** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:57 pm

Hell no it isnt. Its shite.

Its CS for babies. Its not even that good. Its an abortion.

I like CSGO. I don't know the little nuances and intricacies of the gameplay, but I....had fu...goddamn it.

What makes it bad? I'm just happy it isn't another COD clone and there won't be DLC gooseberry fool for it.

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Falsey wrote:Man I had the best time of my puff when we all came together and played CSGO tonight. I cried, it's my favourite game.

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$ilva $hadow wrote:What makes it bad? I'm just happy it isn't another COD clone and there won't be DLC gooseberry fool for it.

Whilst I'm glad 5Hitman wont be a call of duty clone, it still wont make it a good game.

Falsey poofed it.

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by **False** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:12 pm

Its shite you little scrotes. Its an abomination.

You say that so much it's lost all meaning.

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by **False** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:22 pm

Its all gooseberry fool.

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I feel for Falsey's friends and loved ones. Buying presents must be the hardest thing ever.

But seriously what's so bad about it? Was ready to give CS another chance.

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by **False** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:39 pm

It handles like crap, guns are gooseberry fool, vaseline filter is gooseberry fool, removal of random features is gooseberry fool. I could go on but its depressing me.

PostRe: PCGT III - MOBA talk taken over by **False** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:39 pm

Yeah and where the strawberry float are the sprays?

I might buy it.

but wasnt the communitys verdict of css was gooseberry fool compared to cs? (i love both)

it cant be THAT BAD surely?

2 minds to buy it or not

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