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If she's stopping to drink her tea, then he need to realise he's gooseberry fool at sex.

Pedz wrote:If she's stopping to drink her tea, then he need to realise he's gooseberry fool at sex.

You know the age old saying, “getting the D, have a sick of Tea”

Pedz wrote:If she's stopping to drink her tea, then he need to realise he's gooseberry fool at sex.

Or he’s amazing at making tea.

No, I'll go with gooseberry fool at sex, tea is foul Sex isn't. I can drink pints sex all day.

Rex Kramer wrote:Obviously not doing it right. She should barely have time for a dunked rich tea to go soggy let alone her tea to go cold.

They're a married couple, not a couple of strangers enjoying a quickie. Faster does not mean better.

Tea is great. Would pick tea and cake over sex any day but yes I can see how upset this man must feel. Maybe don't put it in the newspaper though, for the whole world to see and for a bunch of forum members to talk about online. Maybe hide the teabags.

Surely there's some kind of way to have sex and a cup of tea at the same time?
If nothing exists then I think it's time for all the worlds scientists and engineers to stop whatever they're doing and solve this as quick as possible as no lady should go into sexy time without a cup of tea and some cake.

Are we animals or people?

Peter Crisp wrote:Surely there's some kind of way to have sex and a cup of tea at the same time?
If nothing exists then I think it's time for all the worlds scientists and engineers to stop whatever they're doing and solve this as quick as possible as no lady should go into sexy time without a cup of tea and some cake.

Are we animals or people?

Beer hat filled with tea?

Well, yeah. There is. You just need to get up on top and go side to side instead of up and down.

She could wear one of those drink container backpacks that hikers and Long distance runners wear. Fill it with tea but she would have to be on top otherwise she might choke on it.

Pedz wrote:No, I'll go with gooseberry fool at sex, tea is foul Sex isn't. I can drink pints sex all day.

I really like tea so clearly Pedz is a sex god!!

ITSMILNER wrote:She could wear one of those drink container backpacks that hikers and Long distance runners wear. Fill it with tea but she would have to be on top otherwise she might choke on it.

What if you get a long straw, she could have a tank next to bed and suck on it as is needed.

Why doesn't he make the tea after sex? After sex cuppa is best cuppa.

Tsunade wrote:Why doesn't he make the tea after sex? After sex cuppa is best cuppa.

You’ve had sex before? What is it like!!?? Looks sticky but fun

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sounds like a sticky situation

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cafe escher