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Victor Mildew wrote:
Saint of Killers wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
Saint of Killers wrote:
floydfreak wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Pq5KbsnR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nil-JbQY38

YEAHH! WOO! WE ALMOST strawberry floating DIED!! WOO!!! NASCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

strawberry floating hell that was close.

Still, I'd love to go to one of those one day, purely for the spectacle of it.

Aye, TV doesn't do it justice.

I've been to a couple of F1 races back when they had proper engines, that was impressive. I've been to the Daytona circuit, but not when an event was on. A few years back we went to Sebring (had an overnight stop on the way somehwere else) and upon visiting the circuit, found they had a drag racing event going on the next day, and we couldn't stay an extra night to watch it.

going too the 12 hours of sebring is on my bucket list and going to Daytona

Open world game car physics irl.

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I knew a Bobson Dugnutt.

All I see is normal American names.

Lagamorph wrote:

Well now we know what Justin Roiland did before Rick and Morty.

Willie Dustice sounds like a total badass tbf.

In simliar style, There's an Italian pop song which was written to sound like English (basically they are pretending to speak English)

Albear wrote:In simliar style, There's an Italian pop song which was written to sound like English (basically they are pretending to speak English)

Top comment: He can actually sing in Doctor’s Handwriting.

:lol:

God bless someone for figuring out the lyrics:

I see so many people claiming this is gibberish. Not so! This is a song with a story. No, a message! Below are the lyrics I've painstakingly transcribed:

______

STUDENTS:

You're the cool mate to say: "on freezing cold in ancient nights, shoes on"

All right!

TEACHER:

When they're saying "the shoes", now I'll hold in the scene!

Then the hauled Ray made it, get it? Called the bus, died.

TRRRRRR!

Chickens are behind me, get in the cold war, baby,

Just say "Yeah!", Blue Joe, oh!

When they're saying "the shoes", now I'll hold in the scene!

Then the hauled Ray made it, get it? Called the bus, died.

When this is said, well - thank you, a copy is seen

You never tell them, now, that Jessica has been in this jam

You didn't come out now, choose no wank for that soul

Hope the hobo's just getting a lot of coke in no time

All the dippers just damned, wipe the shoes and go my man

Human cost due to math called the rain to girls

Hope something!

STUDENTS:

Aye aye, smile Thursday,

And you're so going beer-sore.

Ice!

You're the cold, mean sailor,

Pleasing all with nice shoes on,

All right!

STUDENT:

Aye aye, smilin' strangely,

And it goes forth to Ibiza,

Ice!

STUDENTS:

He's been calling us in nice shoes on,

All right!

TEACHER:

Well I don't see'em going slipping out and giving me scenes,

A lad with just enough of a dumb ho had a good thang,

Let THIS go!

We can see 'em in the sand,

Let the shoes all come upend

This is two horny cats in love,

All fall off the cart

This thang.

Ah hey guys, my charts slipped,

Ain't a handsome going, bae. So... ice?

You don't call it medicine

One piece ain't gonna lace it, not too sore...

...alright?

You know ice? You know I've bills, you gimme all the dough,

It's beaver or drugs, and I pick me all!

STUDENTS:

Aye, ice! Spice! Sex ed!

And we got some dough and pizza!

Ice!

You can go make sin while

We sing "go" and ace night school, so - alright!

You do ace! You know I've bills, you kick all in me dough

There's beaver, a bachelor I'll bring me home

______

So basically, this is a song about a teacher who's trying to teach his students to avoid drinking and sex by telling cautionary tales. But they call him out on being a womanizer and a drug dealer who sells ice to students. He shrugs and says "yeah, you caught me". They're all "doesn't bother us as long as we pass your class".

So, as you can see, it's a very sad story. Remember, kids, don't do drugs.

There must have been a lot of winkers in those days.

It annoys me Americans say "write us" rather than "write to us".

Victor Mildew wrote:It annoys me Americans say "write us" rather than "write to us".

When you have an entire country who can't say aluminium properly then what do you expect?

Albear wrote:In simliar style, There's an Italian pop song which was written to sound like English (basically they are pretending to speak English)

Sounds and looks like something from Rhythm Heaven!

Minty14 wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:

Well now we know what Justin Roiland did before Rick and Morty.

Peter Crisp wrote:When you have an entire country who can't say aluminium properly then what do you expect?

Peter Crisp wrote:When you have an entire country who can't say aluminium properly then what do you expect?

Even worse, they refer to biscuits as 'crackers'

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