First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.
I love the term "forbidden knowledge". It's like it's sitting in some dusty tome somewhere and can unleash dark forces.
I bought "THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE" from the PC Gamer classifieds back in the day. It was a disappointment.
Let me guess, it didn't explain how to teach crabs to read.
I dug it out from the neck of a bookshelf last night actually. Most of it is how to shoplift and commit postal fraud, along with introductory chapters on lockpicking, hypnotism, computer hacking and growing weed. It's basically the IT support guy from The Office in book form. One highlight from the practical jokes section: phone a bomb threat to a school from your target's house