At least they only want to kill you those horrible Spanish want to go full-on cannibal but are just not sure they'd enjoy the taste.
There's also a black mark on the Italians as they appear to not know how to make a sandwich . lastly I was unaware you had to activate your genitals? Maybe that's why I've been not bothered about sex, I've just not activated my cock yet? Does anyone have the owners manual for the human body?