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[Ironhide]

First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.

[Cuttooth]

[Vermilion]

[Meep]

First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.

I love the term "forbidden knowledge". It's like it's sitting in some dusty tome somewhere and can unleash dark forces.

[Dowbocop]

First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.

I love the term "forbidden knowledge". It's like it's sitting in some dusty tome somewhere and can unleash dark forces.

I bought "THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE" from the PC Gamer classifieds back in the day. It was a disappointment.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/DucksOnline/status/1317714253676072960

[Ironhide]

First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.

I love the term "forbidden knowledge". It's like it's sitting in some dusty tome somewhere and can unleash dark forces.

I bought "THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE" from the PC Gamer classifieds back in the day. It was a disappointment.

Let me guess, it didn't explain how to teach crabs to read.

[Tomous]

Forbidden Knowledge sounds like one of those late note softcore films you'd get on Channel 5 20 years ago.

I imagine anyway

[Qikz]

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This isn't going to end well for you. Watch your back, Ronald is coming for you for sharing this forbidden knowledge.

[Ironhide]

twitter.com/DucksOnline/status/1317714253676072960

At risk of "that's the joke" gifs but surely no-one thinks large fries actually means the fries themselves are larger (as in the drink larger) than the ones in a small or medium serving.

[<]:^D]

jokes on you i ask them to put the large fries in a smaller carton so i get the large fries for the medium price

[Dowbocop]

First you teach crabs to read, then you get the power and then you get the women.

I love the term "forbidden knowledge". It's like it's sitting in some dusty tome somewhere and can unleash dark forces.

I bought "THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE" from the PC Gamer classifieds back in the day. It was a disappointment.

Let me guess, it didn't explain how to teach crabs to read.

I dug it out from the neck of a bookshelf last night actually. Most of it is how to shoplift and commit postal fraud, along with introductory chapters on lockpicking, hypnotism, computer hacking and growing weed. It's basically the IT support guy from The Office in book form. One highlight from the practical jokes section: phone a bomb threat to a school from your target's house

[Moggy]

twitter.com/DucksOnline/status/1317714253676072960

At risk of "that's the joke" gifs but surely no-one thinks large fries actually means the fries themselves are larger (as in the drink larger) than the ones in a small or medium serving.

You only get the smaller fries?

[Preezy]

Forbidden Knowledge sounds like one of those late note softcore films you'd get on Channel 5 20 years ago.

I imagine anyway

Yeah it was always on right after Passion Cove

[Neo Cortex]

Ahh reminds me of the glory days of L!ve tv, topless darts was apparently good.

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

With Jimmy Frinton? Classic. Beware the "Double Bouncer".

[Skarjo]

twitter.com/DucksOnline/status/1317714253676072960

At risk of "that's the joke" gifs but surely no-one thinks large fries actually means the fries themselves are larger (as in the drink larger) than the ones in a small or medium serving.

You only get the smaller fries?

[Skarjo]

I would have edited it to say 'Get a load of this FRY' if I knew how to do that.

[Kezzer]

doesn't even know how to make a meme

[Choclet-Milk]

doesn't even know how to make a meme