Playstation 3 - Developer hates it - Prefers 360

"Yeah it's rubbish. We can't even get tigers to work on it. They say the storage is massive, but it's not even big enough to fit a whale on it.
We've tried many ways to write code on it to cope with the massive ammount of animal type creatures, but it just can't handle it.
The monkeys just rip it apart, the rats piss on it and the elephants crush it.

Simply put, the PS3 can't handle the massive animal activity we throw at it.

We never had any of this trouble for the Xbox 360. In fact, one of the seals fell in love with it. So we've certainly got a strong 360-Seal connection"

Shadow wrote:STOP YOUR TROLLING

Far from over the war between Sony and Microsoft rages on. At midnight last night in Seattle Sony's PS3 actually gooseberry fool on Microsoft's Xbox 360 from a great height in the software giants hometown, causing the Xbox 360 to red ring of death.

Hundreds of heavily armed troops surrounded the scene after the incident, but the damage had already been done.

A Microsoft spokesman, J Allard, was unable conduct an interview, but commented that the Xbox 360 was on "life support"

Analysts expect the 360 to retaliate, but with superior media capabilities and triple AAA games such as Little Big Planet out before the key holiday season, the Xbox 360 might be laid to rest once and for all.

Beans wrote:In other news

Far from over the war between Sony and Microsoft rages on. At midnight last night in Seattle Sony's PS3 actually gooseberry fool on Microsoft's Xbox 360 from a great height in the software giants hometown, causing the Xbox 360 to red ring of death.

Hundreds of heavily armed troops surrounded the scene after the incident, but the damage had already been done.

A Microsoft spokesman, J Allard, was unable conduct an interview, but commented that the Xbox 360 was on "life support"

Analysts expect the 360 to retaliate, but with superior media capabilities and triple AAA games such as Little Big Planet out before the key holiday season, the Xbox 360 might be laid to rest once and for all.

Eighthours wrote:

Beans wrote:In other news

Far from over the war between Sony and Microsoft rages on. At midnight last night in Seattle Sony's PS3 actually **** on Microsoft's Xbox 360 from a great height in the software giants hometown, causing the Xbox 360 to red ring of death.

Hundreds of heavily armed troops surrounded the scene after the incident, but the damage had already been done.

A Microsoft spokesman, J Allard, was unable conduct an interview, but commented that the Xbox 360 was on "life support"

Analysts expect the 360 to retaliate, but with superior media capabilities and triple AAA games such as Little Big Planet out before the key holiday season, the Xbox 360 might be laid to rest once and for all.

How monumentally tragic.

Reports are coming in that a PS3 has killed a pensioner. I must stress, it's rather hazy at the moment. It would seem that the evil PS3 overlord is taking names and pulling in a favour.

We'll stay with this news story all night if we have too.