Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Kezzer » Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:23 pm

RE:RE Mens Loos,

Hello,

Could the owner of the pineapples, please retrieve them from the 1st Floor Gents Toilet of the main building.
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by <]:^D » Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:27 pm

FAO:

Could whoever 'borrowed' my mug from the staff kitchen please return as it has sentimental value.

Best wishes,

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Balladeer » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:16 am

Hi all,

I’m not saying it was me, but can I remind everyone that the top two shelves are for COMMUNAL MUGS and the BOTTOM shelf is for individual mugs please? There’s a reason we have these rules!!

Kind regards etc.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Tsunade » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:30 am

Fridge

Whoever keeps stealing my Pepsi out of the fridge, please stop.

Kind regards.

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by Jenuall » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:42 am

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by Cuttooth » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:47 am

All,

Please remember company policy around loading instructions. Instructions should be present and clear with cargo before activation of the Power Loader. This comes after overhearing a verbal request this morning to move cargo to Bay 12, which could have resulted in confusion or an unsafe situation.

We must do better!

Yours,

That Paul Reiser character

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Jenuall » Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:51 am

All,

Additional to Paul's missive can I just remind everyone that Power Loader's are only to be used by those who have passed their loader certification test. Yes, even in the event of Xenomorph invasion Ripley.

Rules exist for a reason and if we have another incident then the facility is going to be put on measures by head office.

Regards.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Zilnad » Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:59 am

All,

Following on from Jenuall's correspondence, WE DO NOT AND WILL NEVER FORMALLY ACKNOWLEDGE OR DENY THAT A XENOMORPH INVASION DID OR DID NOT HAPPEN WITHIN OR WITHOUT OUR FACILITY

Thank you

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Dual » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:04 am

Qikz wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Dual wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:Hi all

Apologies for the blanket mail. Just wanted to check if anyone else had received the attached email? It looks like a fishing scam, and when you click the link, it doesn't take you to where it looks like it should.

Be careful out there!

Regards


Hi

I've already raised an IT ticket.

For some reason all of my folders on the N Drive are corrupt or missing.

Speak soon

P. S did you sign GGs card?


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Hi Qikz,

Appreciate this has just been raised but please can you get this sorted asap? Not sure if you realise but there are several crucial files based on this drive that Dual needs to access for BAU activities relating to month end.

What is the ETA for this being fixed?

Thanks


Hi Cuttooth,

Unfortunately as I already told you on the phone we need proper approval from one of your managers and after I've emailed them five times already they still haven't come back to me. Please if this is important please follow this up with your manager.

Regards,
Qikz


Any updates on this?

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Qikz » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:08 am

Dual wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Dual wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:Hi all

Apologies for the blanket mail. Just wanted to check if anyone else had received the attached email? It looks like a fishing scam, and when you click the link, it doesn't take you to where it looks like it should.

Be careful out there!

Regards


Hi

I've already raised an IT ticket.

For some reason all of my folders on the N Drive are corrupt or missing.

Speak soon

P. S did you sign GGs card?


FWD: N:/ Woes

Hi Qikz,

Appreciate this has just been raised but please can you get this sorted asap? Not sure if you realise but there are several crucial files based on this drive that Dual needs to access for BAU activities relating to month end.

What is the ETA for this being fixed?

Thanks


Hi Cuttooth,

Unfortunately as I already told you on the phone we need proper approval from one of your managers and after I've emailed them five times already they still haven't come back to me. Please if this is important please follow this up with your manager.

Regards,
Qikz


Any updates on this?


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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Cuttooth » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:10 am

Do we really need to get a department head to get involved in such a minor request? Seems very inefficient to me.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Balladeer » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:33 am

Hi all,

Regarding the N drive, I’d like to propose a breakout session to touch base with the key stakeholders, so we can deep dive the issue and enable a holistic project plan to optimise synergy.

Suggest 2am tomorrow as this is the only time that works for everyone. Responses requested by Close of Play.

Kind regards etc.


p.s. Xenomorph eggs are NOT invited to the breakout.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Dual » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:36 am

Cuttooth wrote:Do we really need to get a department head to get involved in such a minor request? Seems very inefficient to me.


Don't want to keep banging the drum but what good are our support departments doing to the business when they're all 'working' from home?

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Tsunade » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:22 pm

All,

I would like to present our new manager of the HR department, taking over from GG after his sudden departure from the company.
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Please let them feel welcome.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Kezzer » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:23 pm

lmao

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Karl_ » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:59 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Rex Kramer » Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:08 pm

Dear All,

Can we remind staff that the correct way to 'get out of this chickenshit outifit' is via the standard disciplinary procedure. This would be via the following

Get an initial understanding.
Investigate thoroughly.
Invite the employee to a disciplinary meeting.
Conduct the disciplinary meeting.
Decide on action to take.
Confirm the outcome in writing.
Right to appeal.

In response to a recent query, Bradford Factor scores will be taken into account during the disciplinary process.

Kind regards,
HR

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by a dan from grcade » Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:09 pm

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Hello again everyone....... :)

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On 1st October I will be doing a 5 mile walk :) not sure how long this will take as I have been working at home during Covd-19 next to the fridge and am keen for Slimming World to start again hahaha!
I will take lots of pics to share with your all :) I MIGHT do fancy dress so I might look a bit silly

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Green Gecko » Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:11 pm

Dear All,

For the past 5 years since leaving the company I have been receiving Microsoft 365 billing notifications as someone added my personal e-mail address to the system when this was originally configured. It's quite bothersome as I would like to move on, so please, can that be undone, possibly by contacting Microsoft head office.

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PostRe: Work Simulation Thread [Please advise]
by Knoyleo » Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:44 pm

5 years already? Wow.

Time flies when you're having fun!


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