Politics Thread 5

[Dual]

Deep fried heroin.

[KK]

‘I was drunk officer, I thought it said heron’

[Rax]

Having to go down in Brexit flames against their will has hit the Scots hard it seems.

[Denster]

So, was going to keep this to myself and brazen out any questions but decided to spill some dreadful news I received today. It will greatly amuse most of you I imagine - you filthy socialists. I thought Id share it so you can mock me accordingly. Because I love you all.

[Cuttooth]

Are you trying to do a Twitter thread?

[Denster]

So having not received my ballot in the post and assuming It was part of the recently reported issues they've been having - I contacted the Conservative party hotline to sort it out. Turns out when I joined in July 2016 - I hadn't indicated that I wanted my membership to be automatically renewed. I've been receiving correspondence from them (mail and email) and even received my email informing me of the upcoming ballot vote for members. That being the case i'd assumed I was still a member (not having checked my account for a once a year payment for the last two years). As im not I don't have any eligibility to vote and haven't actually been a paid member for two bloody years. I'm mortified at both my lack of membership and lack of ability to vote.

[Cuttooth]

Oh wow!

[KK]

[That]

Denster

I feel legit bad for you that your vote got taken away through, I know it was important to you. I take it there's nowt they can do?

[Denster]

I'm so embarrassed but I did feel that you'd all want to know.

[Corazon de Leon]

I'm so embarrassed but I did feel that you'd all want to know.

You daft bastard.

Gutted for you mate. Out of interest, who were you thinking of going for?

[Moggy]

Sorry Denny but

[Rex Kramer]

So that means there are no Conservative members north of Shrewsbury then?

[Tineash]

I'd be strawberry floating livid if that were me.

[Denster]

I am rather.

[Lex-Man]

You'd think they'd bug you to re-up again, no wonder they've been having problems with membership numbers.

[Jenuall]

Apparently you can renew over the phone.

All it would have taken was One Ring.

[Tafdolphin]

Tories in not willingly sucking money out of someone shocker!

Sorry Denster

[That]

Apparently you can renew over the phone.

All it would have taken was One Ring.

Why didn't the eagles just renew Denny's membership?

[Denster]

You'd think they'd bug you to re-up again, no wonder they've been having problems with membership numbers.

That's what I said. Not even an email to say sorry you haven't renewed?

Very strange.