Politics Thread 6

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Who will you vote for at the next General Election?

Conservative
16
10%
Labour
64
41%
Liberal Democrat
28
18%
Green
22
14%
SNP
16
10%
Brexit Party
4
3%
UKIP
2
1%
Plaid Cymru
3
2%
DUP
1
1%
Sinn Fein
2
1%
The Independent Group for Change
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 158
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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Preezy » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:10 pm

Xeno wrote:
PatSharpsMullet wrote:If you had triplets or quads, would she only congratulate you for the one that came out third?


They get a visit from Prince Andrew of their 16th birthday.

Free trip to Pizza Express :toot:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Zilnad » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:32 pm

If you have 7+ (actual number unknown), you get to be Prime Minister by default.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Tomous » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:41 pm

Incredible Pincher is still an MP. I know it's because Johnson can't afford another by-election defeat but the tractor porn bloke was straight out the door and this is worse.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Knoyleo » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:45 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Zilnad wrote:
PatSharpsMullet wrote:If you had triplets or quads, would she only congratulate you for the one that came out third?


Anyone who has triplets gains a knighthood.

Her Majesty will bestow the following titles upon those patriotic couples who repopulate our fair isles in exchange for tax breaks and other financial incentives (not to be confused with feckless dole scum who have kids solely for the money):
Multiple Babies Ejected
Objective Based Ejaculator
Cum Blown Everywhere

:lol: :lol: strawberry floating hell

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Moggy » Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:51 pm

Tomous wrote:Incredible Pincher is still an MP. I know it's because Johnson can't afford another by-election defeat but the tractor porn bloke was straight out the door and this is worse.


You can't be sacked as an MP by a party. He'd have to either be recalled or resign to stop being an MP.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Tomous » Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:04 pm

Moggy wrote:
Tomous wrote:Incredible Pincher is still an MP. I know it's because Johnson can't afford another by-election defeat but the tractor porn bloke was straight out the door and this is worse.


You can't be sacked as an MP by a party. He'd have to either be recalled or resign to stop being an MP.



I know but you can make their position untenable and force them into resigning. Parish was jettisoned straight away, whereas Johnson is clearly trying to weather the storm with Parish.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Moggy » Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:27 am

twitter.com/conorgogarty/status/1543847183027412992



twitter.com/conorgogarty/status/1543849184561856519



twitter.com/conorgogarty/status/1543851689165422592



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Rex Kramer » Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:39 am

My wife had an email via work on Friday which came from Yorkshire police talking about the expectation of delays this morning so she decided to leave early. Looking at google maps, the traffic is actually lighter than on a normal Monday. Top work organisers!

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Knoyleo » Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:49 am

twitter.com/BrentGreens/status/1542076176402976769


We must tolerate the intolerant to be truly inclusive.

pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Dowbocop » Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:07 am

He'll get his six points and £200 fine for filming while driving, but the real crime is that horn :dread:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:11 am

Knoyleo wrote:

twitter.com/BrentGreens/status/1542076176402976769


We must tolerate the intolerant to be truly inclusive.

This is just typical of the Green Tories :x

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by mcjihge2 » Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:29 am

Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/conorgogarty/status/1543851689165422592



:lol: :lol: :lol:


They should have been more organised like these guys,

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:

twitter.com/CopWellbeing/status/1543625474491957251



I take it you've all seen this now?


From the reddit thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/vqp1cm/lewis_update_after_todays_race/
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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Tomous » Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:43 am

Knoyleo wrote:

twitter.com/BrentGreens/status/1542076176402976769


We must tolerate the intolerant to be truly inclusive.



:fp:

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Stugene » Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:52 am

mcjihge2 wrote:
Moggy wrote:

twitter.com/conorgogarty/status/1543851689165422592



:lol: :lol: :lol:


They should have been more organised like these guys,

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:

twitter.com/CopWellbeing/status/1543625474491957251



I take it you've all seen this now?


From the reddit thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/vqp1cm/lewis_update_after_todays_race/
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So glad this agent provocateur group has sprung up in place of extinction rebellion. Feels good to know that the right to protest will soon be entirely gone.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Xeno » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:08 pm

strawberry float knows what Starmer is smoking. Is he trying to kill Labour?

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Herdanos » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:12 pm

Xeno wrote:strawberry float knows what Starmer is smoking. Is he trying to kill Labour?

What's this in reference to?

Generating Real Conversations About Digital Entertainment
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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Moggy » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:13 pm

Herdanos wrote:
Xeno wrote:strawberry float knows what Starmer is smoking. Is he trying to kill Labour?

What's this in reference to?


Starmer smoking a crack pipe live on TV.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by KK » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:20 pm

BBC News wrote:Kellogg's will not be allowed to promote sugary cereals in supermarket special offers, a court has ruled.

In-store promotions on food and drink high in fat, salt or sugar will be restricted under new rules for England.

Food giant Kellogg's had taken the government to court arguing the rules did not take into account the nutritional value of added milk.

But the Royal Courts of Justice ruled in favour of the government. Kellogg's said it was "disappointed".

"It makes little sense to us that consumers will be able to buy other products, like donuts and chocolate spreads, on promotion - but not many types of breakfast cereals," said Kellogg UK managing director, Chris Silcock.

The new rules were due to start in October but have been delayed by the government due to the cost of living crisis.

When they do kick in, it will mean foods deemed high in fat, sugar or salt will be banned from special offers and prime spots like checkouts, store entrances, aisle ends and their online equivalents.

Popular brands such as Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes and Fruit and Fibre are classified as high sugar in their dry form.

But Kellogg's argued including added milk would change the calculation by reducing the proportion of sugar and salt content relative to the weight of the overall serving.
The company said independent market data showed cereals were eaten with milk or yoghurt in 92% of cases.

But Judge Mr Justice Linden said Kellogg's cereals "do not come with instructions for preparation which say that they should be consumed with milk".

His judgement said he found no unfairness to Kellogg's and the public health case for the new rules was compelling, proportionate and rational.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62034220

Options: add instructions to the box and appeal; lower the inflated RRP so they're sold at a steady price all year long; keep the current RRP and hope people pay it.

There was a study a while ago that revealed on certain product lines, over 90% of sales come from promotional offerings, which basically reveals that much like a DFS sale, the 'offer' price is the actual price, so cut the bullshit and sell it at that price all year long.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Xeno » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:32 pm

Moggy wrote:
Herdanos wrote:
Xeno wrote:strawberry float knows what Starmer is smoking. Is he trying to kill Labour?

What's this in reference to?


Starmer smoking a crack pipe live on TV.


Were not as lucky as Canadians.

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-keir-sta ... k-12645486

Sir Keir Starmer will later promise to "make Brexit work" as he outlines his party's plan to "end the Brexit divisions once and for all".

The Labour leader will rule out rejoining the EU if he wins the next election, as well as pledging not to go back into the single market, customs union or returning to free movement agreements.

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PostRe: Politics Thread 6
by Dowbocop » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:33 pm

KK wrote:The company said independent market data showed cereals were eaten with milk or yoghurt in 92% of cases.

Love how the government are prioritising going after migrants, intellectuals the Beeb, C4 and the "woke left" over the strawberry floating weirdos in that 8% :dread:


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