Politics Thread 7: Dishy Rishi's Cabinet of Horrors

[Wedgie]

This is a lame duck vote of no confidence.

For one it’s against Yousaf, not the government. And whatever results it is, Yousaf have no obligation to go if it all ends up in a no.

Yousaf have bollocked this up.

And Inhave no preference of voting for Labour or Tories or Lib Dems or the extreme Green Party.

Get rid of him and I’ll vote for SNP.

[Lex-Man]

The thing that annoys me about this is we're going to get a Scottish Election before the General Election now. It feels crazy.

It feels like North Korea will have a general election before the UK does.

They've either just had one or delayed it.

https://www.dailynk.com/english/north-k ... elections/

[Moggy]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

[Skarjo]

Rwanda's the one with the hotel.

Congo is the one with Tim Curry stealing diamonds from gorillas.

[Vermilion]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

As far as i know, the folks of Rwanda do not drink Um Bongo.

[Victor Mildew]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

[Moggy]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

[Victor Mildew]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

[Knoyleo]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

Gonna need some context for this exchange.

[Moggy]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

Gonna need some context for this exchange.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-68901786

[Knoyleo]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

Gonna need some context for this exchange.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-68901786

Jesus Christ! The audience member in front with his hand up who literally facepalms.

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

[Skarjo]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

Gonna need some context for this exchange.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-68901786

Why didn't he just lead with 'there's a clause where if Rwanda is particularly dangerous for that individual, such as coming from a country that is currently at war with Rwanda as is the case of your family, then they would not be sent there'.

I mean, it's ghoulish enough a plan in the first place without making it worse with complete strawberry floating ineptitude.

[Moggy]

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

Just one episode of Pointless should be enough.

[Knoyleo]

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

Just one episode of Pointless should be enough.

"I'm sorry, I can't comment on the situating concerning Congo, but would you like to know a endless stream of facts about Tuvalu?"

[Moggy]

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

Just one episode of Pointless should be enough.

"I'm sorry, I can't comment on the situating concerning Congo, but would you like to know a endless stream of facts about Tuvalu?"

"And our 100 people said..."

[Victor Mildew]

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

Just one episode of Pointless should be enough.

"I'm sorry, I can't comment on the situating concerning Congo, but would you like to know a endless stream of facts about Tuvalu?"

"And our 100 people said..."

That picture

These are the people that the tories think want to vote for them.

[Benzin]

Does anybody know if Congo is a different country to Rwanda?

That was just something else

You could see the guy's mental cogs grinding away there.

"but wait, i thought bongo bongo land WAS rwanda!

They should have really blown his mind and told him there are two countries called Congo.

Once, just ONCE can one of these people not just be honest and say it's a situation that's not been considered, or that it's one that has to be reviewed on a case by case basis.

No instead let's have the posh white man tell the black man that he's wrong about where his own family comes from. strawberry float sake.

Gonna need some context for this exchange.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-68901786

Why didn't he just lead with 'there's a clause where if Rwanda is particularly dangerous for that individual, such as coming from a country that is currently at war with Rwanda as is the case of your family, then they would not be sent there'.

I mean, it's ghoulish enough a plan in the first place without making it worse with complete strawberry floating ineptitude.

100% no such clause is in there.

[Skarjo]

Everyone has to study maths all the way up to 18, but apparently there's no requirement for MPs to have ever looked at a map.

Just one episode of Pointless should be enough.

"I'm sorry, I can't comment on the situating concerning Congo, but would you like to know a endless stream of facts about Tuvalu?"

"And our 100 people said..."

That picture

These are the people that the tories think want to vote for them.

It's like a renaissance painting.

[rinks]

Wes Streeting's reaction was pretty amusing too.

Separately, things are looking a bit dicey for Yousaf. Calls for him to go, and he's cancelled a speech he was due to give today.

[Hexx]

They call say it's not a no confidence against the government, so they don't have to call an election but it's hard to see how he can carry on.

Alba's MP has come out with a list of demands to support (which would be necessary for him to win). Will he publicly cave in so much and then be in constant hook to her for ever?

Feels really badly played with the "No I'm gonna break up with you first" approach.