Politics Thread 7: Dishy Rishi's Cabinet of Horrors

[KK]

twitter.com/charlottecgill/status/1774205162195665252

Big Woke, maybe he’s a wrestler.

[Victor Mildew]

Big woke

[DML]

How well hidden it is, but also in plain sight
Square but also circular
Angelic and evil
Bitter and sweet
Cat and dog
And always twirling, twirling towards communism

[Tomous]

Is big woke in the room with us right now?

[Rocsteady]

Is big woke in the room with us right now?

[Benzin]

Wish the Tories would give me £1 million for being "woke".

[Moggy]

Wish the Tories would give me £1 million for being "woke".

If you want £1m, then you better learn how to bake scwuns.

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gooseberry fool, I've been using Stork for baking for years. Am I now a vegan?

[Moggy]

gooseberry fool, I've been using Stork for baking for years. Am I now a vegan?

Only if you've been using it secretly.

[Zilnad]

Ah yes, that infamously vegan clotted cream.

[Cuttooth]

Two entire journalists wrote that story.

[KK]

The actual reason: it's massively cheaper to use what I presume is a combination of low grade palm, rapeseed oil and emulsifiers than butter and milk. My gran had to choose free from scwuns due to a wheat intolerance and they were filled with absolute rubbish (though in this case cost a lot more for the privilege!). Mail's gone with the woke angle, but it sounds to me like another example of lowering food quality. Butter is now properly expensive - some brands have taken 50g off a block in the supermarkets.

[Moggy]

Sir Bill Cash MP, who often has tea and scwuns in the House of Commons, said: 'It makes me wonder what will happen next – will they stop selling Madeira cake because of historical events in Madeira?

[KK]

The heading is a bit of an oxymoron, no? If your goal was to appeal to vegetarians and/or vegans, you wouldn’t then make it a secret, because those who are vegetarian and vegan would never know they could actually eat it. If it was a secret as the Mail claims, then it just becomes a byproduct of your actions to lower cost.

[Herdanos]

moron, no?

You're absolutely right, they all are.

[Vermilion]

Sprawled across one of the papers today is a lot of huffing and puffing about a new olympic flag design for Team GB (i think it actually looks pretty cool).



Clearly no one bothered to notice that the olympic kit designers have always played around with the union jack over the years (and they usually end up looking neat, especially the one used by the athletes at London 2012).

[Moggy]

Sprawled across one of the papers today is a lot of huffing and puffing about a new olympic flag design for Team GB (i think it actually looks pretty cool).



Clearly no one bothered to notice that the olympic kit designers have always played around with the union jack over the years (and they usually end up looking neat, especially the one used by the athletes at London 2012).

The bellends have forced themselves into having to moan about the Olympic design, due to their ridiculous reaction to the flag on the England kit.

[Cuttooth]

So do we get a full day of getting to laugh at this before every major political party decides this is an absolute disgrace or will it only be a few hours?

[KK]

I’ve still got the Olympic 2012 shirt in my wardrobe. Can’t completely remember the colour scheme, but I think it was different shades of blue?

[Tomous]

Sprawled across one of the papers today is a lot of huffing and puffing about a new olympic flag design for Team GB (i think it actually looks pretty cool).



Clearly no one bothered to notice that the olympic kit designers have always played around with the union jack over the years (and they usually end up looking neat, especially the one used by the athletes at London 2012).

"Which of these patterns should we use"

"ALL OF THEM"