Prince Philip died

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Cuttooth wrote:

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:Are there any tasteful images of Captain Tom and Prince Phillip walking towards a rainbow together yet? Asking for a friend....

There's no rainbow, but there was this.

twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1381163573246889985

Do wings fall off after you get to heaven or is this a very subtle point by this artist that Captain Tom has yet to earn his, while Phil has an automatic birthright to them?

You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.

You get to choose what you look like in heaven. Captain Tom is so fame hungry that he didn't want to risk people not recognising him.

Even in heaven one needs to consider the heavy burden of brand maintenance!

Victor Mildew wrote:Perhaps more hilarious that people even believe in heaven anyway, thinking this is a real thing that's happening in narnia or something, more funny than someone spending time making that image, is that they've stitched Cappy T with still needing a walker (he should have spitfire wings And an auxiliary fuel tank on his stomach), and the duke's coat and hat are also ghosts. Why don't the coat and hat get a tribute BBC channel?!

They should have given him a Marvel style makeover, Captain Tomerica

And who decides what your perfect form is in heaven? Say you're really good looking in your 20s, have lost your looks in your 60s but are in peak physical condition? Which takes priority? Seems the old capmeister general has determined fame to be the most important factor here. SUPERFICIAL!

Victor Mildew wrote:And who decides what your perfect form is in heaven? Say you're really good looking in your 20s, have lost your looks in your 60s but are in peak physical condition? Which takes priority? Seems the old capmeister general has determined fame to be the most important factor here. SUPERFICIAL!

I guarantee that he does 50 laps of heaven every single day just because he likes hearing people say "Look! Even in heaven he can't stop walking!"

Moggy wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:And who decides what your perfect form is in heaven? Say you're really good looking in your 20s, have lost your looks in your 60s but are in peak physical condition? Which takes priority? Seems the old capmeister general has determined fame to be the most important factor here. SUPERFICIAL!

I guarantee that he does 50 laps of heaven every single day just because he likes hearing people say "Look! Even in heaven he can't stop walking!"

He's got to keep up with the routine, there will be a lot of competition for attention up there from all those bodybuilding son's we've lost over the last year

And why are there steps to the gates? It's heaven, they can start with a blank slate and the first thing they have you do is walk up some stairs. Yet there's cap at the top but brandishing his walker. Was he faking it all this time? Is this a davinci code style clue? INTRIGUING!

Wouldn't the queen mother have been there waiting instead in order to give him a bollocking for all his gaffes?

Vermilion wrote:Wouldn't the queen mother have been there waiting instead in order to give him a bollocking for all his gaffes?

I imagine Diana will want a word too and if so

Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.

Hopefully this is true....

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:Are there any tasteful images of Captain Tom and Prince Phillip walking towards a rainbow together yet? Asking for a friend....

There's no rainbow, but there was this.

twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1381163573246889985

Perfection.

Tomous wrote:

Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.

Hopefully this is true....

No excuses for not having a perfect body now to be fair, the gyms are open!

Jenuall wrote:

Tomous wrote:

Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.

Hopefully this is true....

No excuses for not having a perfect body now to be fair, the gyms are open!

Imagine a gym in heaven! You could work out by the windows at the sides of the clouds, so everyone walking up the stairs to the gates can see how hard you're working out. Jesus spotting you, giving you the motivation you need to do one more heavenly set, perhaps offering to turn a sip or two of your isotonic sports drink in to wine while god isn't looking! Maximum phone reception at all times so you can post after your workout (and all I backed up to the cloud! LOL).

Phew! Ok so, I may have died but the gains never stop! Just because you have the perfect body doesn't mean you should ever rest. #illsleepwhenimressurected #jesusgains #godbod

Victor Mildew wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Tomous wrote:

Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.

Hopefully this is true....

No excuses for not having a perfect body now to be fair, the gyms are open!

Imagine a gym in heaven! You could work out by the windows at the sides of the clouds, so everyone walking up the stairs to the gates can see how hard you're working out. Jesus spotting you, giving you the motivation you need to do one more heavenly set, perhaps offering to turn a sip or two of your isotonic sports drink in to wine while god isn't looking! Maximum phone reception at all times so you can post after your workout (and all I backed up to the cloud! LOL).

Phew! Ok so, I may have died but the gains never stop! Just because you have the perfect body doesn't mean you should ever rest. #illsleepwhenimressurected #jesusgains #godbod

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious

The idea of heaven did give us this banger though:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious

It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void.

Qikz wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious

It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void.

You wouldn't be conscious in the endless void though

Tomous wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious

It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void.

You wouldn't be conscious in the endless void though

I'm not sure that helps.

Tomous wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious

It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void.

You wouldn't be conscious in the endless void though

Yeah, think back to how many problems/concerns you had before you were born (well, conceived) – you can expect to resume that level of stress when you die.

I remember when my mum was in hospital and had just been diagnosed with her brain tumour - we all went for a walk around the area to get her out of the hospital room and we passed a church, dad then suggested we all go in and pray Mum just laughed at him strawberry floating idiot.

Death is just a never-ending fever dream. If you're lucky, it'll be a pleasant trip, if not, damn.

Apparently it's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.