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Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:40 am
by Moggy
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:41 am
by Tomous
Cuttooth wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:



You wouldn't be conscious in the endless void though


I'm not sure that helps. :lol:




I'd rather not be conscious than be fully aware I'm in an endless void ;)

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:46 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:47 am
by Moggy
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.


It doesn't look appealing.

Image

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:48 am
by Cuttooth
Tomous wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:



You wouldn't be conscious in the endless void though


I'm not sure that helps. :lol:




I'd rather not be conscious than be fully aware I'm in an endless void ;)

"You know this thought you're having right now? You wouldn't even have that! Amazing isn't it. Can't wait."

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:48 am
by Victor Mildew
You'd have to go through the pandemic again...backwards!

Let's un-covid!

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:49 am
by Qikz
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.


It doesn't look appealing.

Image


In that universe it would be appealing. Not fancying going to the toilet thoough. :dread:

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:50 am
by OrangeRKN
now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and there's captain tom welcoming a winged prince phillip

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:51 am
by Oblomov Boblomov
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.


It doesn't look appealing.

Image


In that universe it would be appealing. Not fancying going to the toilet thoough. :dread:

We'll all work flexibly for 30-40 years then get to 2020 and progress backwards to full-time office attendance :slol:.

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:56 am
by Qikz
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.


It doesn't look appealing.

Image


In that universe it would be appealing. Not fancying going to the toilet thoough. :dread:

We'll all work flexibly for 30-40 years then get to 2020 and progress backwards to full-time office attendance :slol:.


Oh strawberry float that. Also my job would literally be me causing problems on peoples computers. :lol:

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:02 am
by Moggy
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote::lol:

The idea of heaven is obviously just so strawberry floating ridiculous, it's hilarious :lol:


It may be ridiculous but I'm not going to lie I kind of hope it really exists and when you die it isn't just an endless void. :dread:


I agree, the idea of nothingness isn't comforting to me st all.

You just have to wait a few billion years until the Big Crunch catches up with us and we live our lives again in reverse.


It doesn't look appealing.

Image


In that universe it would be appealing. Not fancying going to the toilet thoough. :dread:

We'll all work flexibly for 30-40 years then get to 2020 and progress backwards to full-time office attendance :slol:.


Oh strawberry float that. Also my job would literally be me causing problems on peoples computers. :lol:


So no change then?

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:15 am
by Dual
Victor Mildew wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.


Hopefully this is true....

No excuses for not having a perfect body now to be fair, the gyms are open! :toot:


Imagine a gym in heaven! You could work out by the windows at the sides of the clouds, so everyone walking up the stairs to the gates can see how hard you're working out. Jesus spotting you, giving you the motivation you need to do one more heavenly set, perhaps offering to turn a sip or two of your isotonic sports drink in to wine while god isn't looking! Maximum phone reception at all times so you can post after your workout (and all I backed up to the cloud! LOL).

Phew! Ok so, I may have died but the gains never stop! Just because you have the perfect body doesn't mean you should ever rest. #illsleepwhenimressurected #jesusgains #godbod



Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:18 am
by Memento Mori
The Guardian wrote:And in a sign that the BBC is destined to be criticised by all sides, 116 people wrote to the corporation over the weekend to complain that it was making it too easy to complain about its coverage.


Dear me.

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:20 am
by Skarjo
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Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:21 am
by Tomous
"All sides", 110k versus 116

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:22 am
by Skarjo
Memento Mori wrote:
The Guardian wrote:And in a sign that the BBC is destined to be criticised by all sides, 116 people wrote to the corporation over the weekend to complain that it was making it too easy to complain about its coverage.


Dear me.


"What is your complaint?"

"IT SHOULDN'T BE SO EASY TO DO THIS"

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:24 am
by Moggy
Tomous wrote:"All sides", 110k versus 116


I would like to complain about people complaining but the BBC don't have a form for that. Can I therefore complain about there not being an easy way to complain about people complaining? :x

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:27 am
by OrangeRKN
There's the famous BBC balance

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:34 am
by Victor Mildew
Dual wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Jenuall wrote:You're supposed to get a perfect body when you arrive in heaven so Captain Tom who is clearly still suffering with his walking aid is actually an agent of Satan in this image.


Hopefully this is true....

No excuses for not having a perfect body now to be fair, the gyms are open! :toot:


Imagine a gym in heaven! You could work out by the windows at the sides of the clouds, so everyone walking up the stairs to the gates can see how hard you're working out. Jesus spotting you, giving you the motivation you need to do one more heavenly set, perhaps offering to turn a sip or two of your isotonic sports drink in to wine while god isn't looking! Maximum phone reception at all times so you can post after your workout (and all I backed up to the cloud! LOL).

Phew! Ok so, I may have died but the gains never stop! Just because you have the perfect body doesn't mean you should ever rest. #illsleepwhenimressurected #jesusgains #godbod




Amazing :lol:

Re: Prince Philip died

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:43 am
by Tafdolphin
If heaven isn't a halfpipe I will feel extremely deceived.