NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Moggy » Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:41 am

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i was on a call with my girl while taking a dump, and told her well i’m done, call you back after i wipe and shower. she’s like you already showered today, you’re going again? i’m like yeah, i do it every time i gooseberry fool. otherwise don’t feel fully clean.

she was shocked as if i’m the only one in the world who does this. took screen shots of answers from google and showed it to her too and she still kept calling me weird for showering

why is being clean considered weird in our society? washing yourself is weird, but rubbing gooseberry fool with dry paper is fine? not showering should be called weird. walking around with your dingle berries

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you ... ng.162874/


If he’s that bothered then buy a bidet.

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by Mafro » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:22 am

Always thought it was weird that you wash your hands with soap after pooping but don’t clean your ass with as much care.

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by Squinty » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:34 am

Oblomov would have to shower about 9 times a day at that rate. Dude is work pooping constantly.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:21 pm

Squinty wrote:Oblomov would have to shower about 9 times a day at that rate. Dude is work pooping constantly.

Was literally just about to post this :lol:.

To be fair I would be well up for a bum cleaning toilet with jet washers. Love getting sprayed up my arsehole.

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by Tomous » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:44 pm

A lot of Asian countries think we’re unclean for using toilet paper and their bum gun (official name I believe) is far more hygienic. In my experience though it means you find most toilets soaking wet from the last user :dread:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Qikz » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:51 pm

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Mafro wrote:
i was on a call with my girl while taking a dump, and told her well i’m done, call you back after i wipe and shower. she’s like you already showered today, you’re going again? i’m like yeah, i do it every time i gooseberry fool. otherwise don’t feel fully clean.

she was shocked as if i’m the only one in the world who does this. took screen shots of answers from google and showed it to her too and she still kept calling me weird for showering

why is being clean considered weird in our society? washing yourself is weird, but rubbing gooseberry fool with dry paper is fine? not showering should be called weird. walking around with your dingle berries

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you ... ng.162874/


If he’s that bothered then buy a bidet.


Who talks to someone on the phone on the toilet. That is clearly the worst thing here.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Vermilion » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:55 pm

https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-y ... on.162478/

I can only assume the OP is CEO of Super Massive Megabucks Corporation or something.

That said, check out some of the other setups, such as this one...

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Looks normal enough you might think, but what's with the tiny door? It looks like something from Being John Malkovich!

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Lagamorph » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:05 pm

It's probably an under stairs cupboard.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Moggy » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:20 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-your-gaming-setup-2020-edition.162478/

I can only assume the OP is CEO of Super Massive Megabucks Corporation or something.

That said, check out some of the other setups, such as this one...

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Looks normal enough you might think, but what's with the tiny door? It looks like something from Being John Malkovich!


The sign says “no attic floor” so I’m guessing that set up is in an attic and behind the tiny door is the pits of hell.

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:26 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/post-your-gaming-setup-2020-edition.162478/

I can only assume the OP is CEO of Super Massive Megabucks Corporation or something.

That said, check out some of the other setups, such as this one...

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Looks normal enough you might think, but what's with the tiny door? It looks like something from Being John Malkovich!


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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Jenuall » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:09 pm

Whoever invented that "ambient lighting" gooseberry fool behind TV's needs a good firm smack across the face.

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by Tomous » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:09 pm

You didn’t even get onto the state of the carpet.

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by Rightey » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:55 am

Qikzmas wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Mafro wrote:
i was on a call with my girl while taking a dump, and told her well i’m done, call you back after i wipe and shower. she’s like you already showered today, you’re going again? i’m like yeah, i do it every time i gooseberry fool. otherwise don’t feel fully clean.

she was shocked as if i’m the only one in the world who does this. took screen shots of answers from google and showed it to her too and she still kept calling me weird for showering

why is being clean considered weird in our society? washing yourself is weird, but rubbing gooseberry fool with dry paper is fine? not showering should be called weird. walking around with your dingle berries

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you ... ng.162874/


If he’s that bothered then buy a bidet.


Who talks to someone on the phone on the toilet. That is clearly the worst thing here.


This x 100. That's some seriously gross behaviour. No one wants to hear the background splashes, or grunts of you in the washroom, and nothing you have to say could possibly be so important that it can't wait 5 minutes until you finish. :dread:

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by Alvin Flummux » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:13 am

Is Resetera where the Yahoo Answers community lives when it's not on Yahoo?

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by Rocsteady » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:38 am

I don't understand grunting on the toilet, is taking a gooseberry fool that arduous?

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by Tomous » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:43 am

Rocsteady wrote:I don't understand grunting on the toilet, is taking a gooseberry fool that arduous?



We've got some serious grunters in work, the absolute state of people's diets if a gooseberry fool is that much pain :dread:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Moggy » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:43 am

Rocsteady wrote:I don't understand grunting on the toilet, is taking a gooseberry fool that arduous?


It obviously is in Canada. I assume Righey’s guts are all seized up with maple syrup.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by KK » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:47 am

For some people having a dump is the equivalent of a 30 minute session in the gym.

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by Qikz » Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:08 am

Merry Christmous Everyone wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:I don't understand grunting on the toilet, is taking a gooseberry fool that arduous?



We've got some serious grunters in work, the absolute state of people's diets if a gooseberry fool is that much pain :dread:


I've heard grunters at our client in London when I'm there. It's usually older people who do it I think.

I have IBS and it's a pain, but thankfully I can do it silently.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Saint of Killers » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:39 pm

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-dad ... ns.163847/ strawberry floating hell :dread: (Someone's dad passed away and a family member is hiding the body)

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