ResetEra - sold for $4.55 million

Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
SEP wrote:Remember, American values are the only ones that matter!

How come y'all don't tip!

Mr Pink didn't tip, so why should the rest of us.

He don't tip?!

Victor Mildew wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:
SEP wrote:Remember, American values are the only ones that matter!

How come y'all don't tip!

Mr Pink didn't tip, so why should the rest of us.

He don't tip?!

He don't tip.

Mafro wrote:One of the Era admins has been playing Hogwarts Legacy on Steam lol

Was that a thread or are you friends with the admin on Steam?

Memento Mori wrote:
Mafro wrote:One of the Era admins has been playing Hogwarts Legacy on Steam lol

Was that a thread or are you friends with the admin on Steam?

Either way that's a hard yikes from me.

Memento Mori wrote:
Mafro wrote:One of the Era admins has been playing Hogwarts Legacy on Steam lol

Was that a thread or are you friends with the admin on Steam?

It was on Twitter.

Do as I say, not as I do.

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I do understand it of course but in therms of the very specific sort of shtick/rhetoric they just never stop giving :lol:

It’s like when people try to speak legalese to sound professional or intimidating, it just comes across as needlessly robotic and doesn’t add the gravitas the user thinks it does. They just end up sounding like a twat.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-mu ... pe.693133/

I have to figure out what's wrong with my ass. For my entire life, I have been spending 5+ minutes on every toilet visit just wiping gooseberry fool off my asshole. Even with wet wipes. And even when my ass is clean shaven. There is nothing the gooseberry fool can cling onto and I still have to wipe and wipe.
I have no idea what I'm doing wrong or if my ass is anatomically different from other humans but I can just keep wiping and wiping for minutes, from multiple directions and there's still some brown on the paper. It takes a long ass time till my ass is completely clean.
And before the bidet crowd comes chiming in, it doesn't even matter if I use a bidet or clean my asshole in the shower. When I step in the shower and wash my ass, I still have to wipe a ton afterwards.
I have always envied people who can just hop in and out of the toilet in like 5 min max. I'm spending 15 minutes on the toilet minimum and the ratio of shitting to wiping is like 50/50.

Very rarely I have gooseberry fools where magically I barely have to wipe at all. But on the other hand I also have gooseberry fools where I spend upwards of 10 minutes just wiping my ass clean.

I am almost 100% sure that I am the human being with the highest wet wipe consumption in the world. A pack with 50 wet wipes is gone in 4 visits to the toilet. Max. And I'm not wasting any of them.

On top of having to spend lots of time on the toilet just wiping, I also gooseberry fool a lot. Rarely if ever just one or two pieces of turd come out and I'm done. And it's usually on the liquidy side rather than like a solid piece of turd. So spending 15-20 minutes on the toilet without wasting any time is the norm for me.

Whenever I see shows or documentaries about old times my first thought is "Are these people just walking around with dirty asses the whole time" Cause I know I would be back then

This is a serious thread btw

Well, I'm glad I was eating when I opened this thread.

I can sometimes relate to this.

I'm not quite as far gone as that guy but I'm definitely in the same ballpark - very sticky poo that takes many wipes to clean.

That person needs to see a doctor. :dread:

Also probably needs to just eat more fibre.

Last edited by Vermilion on Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:59 pm, edited 2 times in total.

It's just what happens when sprouts are on the menu.

Tbh, i think we all know what the real problem is here...

Preezy wrote:

Immediately what I thought of.

site23 wrote:I'm not quite as far gone as that guy but I'm definitely in the same ballpark - very sticky poo that takes many wipes to clean.

IBS user here and can confirm.

Mafro wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-much-do-you-wipe.693133/

I have to figure out what's wrong with my ass. For my entire life, I have been spending 5+ minutes on every toilet visit just wiping gooseberry fool off my asshole. Even with wet wipes. And even when my ass is clean shaven. There is nothing the gooseberry fool can cling onto and I still have to wipe and wipe.
I have no idea what I'm doing wrong or if my ass is anatomically different from other humans but I can just keep wiping and wiping for minutes, from multiple directions and there's still some brown on the paper. It takes a long ass time till my ass is completely clean.
And before the bidet crowd comes chiming in, it doesn't even matter if I use a bidet or clean my asshole in the shower. When I step in the shower and wash my ass, I still have to wipe a ton afterwards.
I have always envied people who can just hop in and out of the toilet in like 5 min max. I'm spending 15 minutes on the toilet minimum and the ratio of shitting to wiping is like 50/50.

Very rarely I have gooseberry fools where magically I barely have to wipe at all. But on the other hand I also have gooseberry fools where I spend upwards of 10 minutes just wiping my ass clean.

I am almost 100% sure that I am the human being with the highest wet wipe consumption in the world. A pack with 50 wet wipes is gone in 4 visits to the toilet. Max. And I'm not wasting any of them.

On top of having to spend lots of time on the toilet just wiping, I also gooseberry fool a lot. Rarely if ever just one or two pieces of turd come out and I'm done. And it's usually on the liquidy side rather than like a solid piece of turd. So spending 15-20 minutes on the toilet without wasting any time is the norm for me.

Whenever I see shows or documentaries about old times my first thought is "Are these people just walking around with dirty asses the whole time" Cause I know I would be back then

This is a serious thread btw

Last week South Park did an excellent conspiracy-laden episode on the politics of toilet paper in the US. I've been thinking about it a lot since! Apparently 70% of the world doesn't use toilet paper :shock:

speedboatchase wrote:
Mafro wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-much-do-you-wipe.693133/

I have to figure out what's wrong with my ass. For my entire life, I have been spending 5+ minutes on every toilet visit just wiping gooseberry fool off my asshole. Even with wet wipes. And even when my ass is clean shaven. There is nothing the gooseberry fool can cling onto and I still have to wipe and wipe.
I have no idea what I'm doing wrong or if my ass is anatomically different from other humans but I can just keep wiping and wiping for minutes, from multiple directions and there's still some brown on the paper. It takes a long ass time till my ass is completely clean.
And before the bidet crowd comes chiming in, it doesn't even matter if I use a bidet or clean my asshole in the shower. When I step in the shower and wash my ass, I still have to wipe a ton afterwards.
I have always envied people who can just hop in and out of the toilet in like 5 min max. I'm spending 15 minutes on the toilet minimum and the ratio of shitting to wiping is like 50/50.

Very rarely I have gooseberry fools where magically I barely have to wipe at all. But on the other hand I also have gooseberry fools where I spend upwards of 10 minutes just wiping my ass clean.

I am almost 100% sure that I am the human being with the highest wet wipe consumption in the world. A pack with 50 wet wipes is gone in 4 visits to the toilet. Max. And I'm not wasting any of them.

On top of having to spend lots of time on the toilet just wiping, I also gooseberry fool a lot. Rarely if ever just one or two pieces of turd come out and I'm done. And it's usually on the liquidy side rather than like a solid piece of turd. So spending 15-20 minutes on the toilet without wasting any time is the norm for me.

Whenever I see shows or documentaries about old times my first thought is "Are these people just walking around with dirty asses the whole time" Cause I know I would be back then

This is a serious thread btw

Last week South Park did an excellent conspiracy-laden episode on the politics of toilet paper in the US. I've been thinking about it a lot since! Apparently 70% of the world doesn't use toilet paper

I don't know (or care) how accurate this is, but apparently the toilet paper used just by China each year would stretch almost all the way to Pluto.

https://digg.com/data-viz/link/how-much ... SdVv5piBv8

That's a lot of shitty bums.

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