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Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:57 pm
by Jazzem
Lagamorph wrote:I accidentally ate a bit of a plastic spoon

Doesn't help that tomorrow is Sunday so the earliest I could go see my doc is Monday at best =/


Image

:lol:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:54 pm
by Qikz
Jenuall wrote:He's got nothing on Prof X. He just needs to see an attractive women and suddenly - all her clothes just fall off!


Suddenly she takes all her clothes off seductively

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:40 am
by Victor Mildew
How do I not iron?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do ... ron.92054/

I hate ironing. I suck at it and it takes forever and it's boring. I still live at home but will be moving out soon and after over a year of my mom insisting on ironing my work clothes for me because she knows it fills me with dread, I've convinced her to stop because that shouldn't be her problem. However, that doesn't mean that I want to start doing it unless absolutely necessary.


Take them to a dry cleaner.


This is the real secret. I just take the stuff that needs to have that clean look to a dry cleaner. A few shirts and a few slacks every few weeks ain't that expensive and it saves me so much time.


Hang up your clothes straight out of the dryer.


Take your stuff to the dry cleaner. Theyll do it for you


Pay for someone to iron your stuff


Pay to have them dry cleaned


I'll keep an eye on this thread if any other ingenious ideas pop up - I appreciate all the input!


There you have it, the solution to not liking ironing is to drive to a dry cleaners and pay for someone to do it for you.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:42 am
by Errkal
I found a person to marry me, they do it.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:42 am
by Vermilion
Ad7 wrote:There you have it, the solution to not liking ironing is to drive to a dry cleaners and pay for someone to do it for you.


Wouldn't be easier to use my method? I don't iron anything nor do i expect anyone else to iron for me.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:50 am
by Victor Mildew
Vermilion wrote:
Ad7 wrote:There you have it, the solution to not liking ironing is to drive to a dry cleaners and pay for someone to do it for you.


Wouldn't be easier to use my method? I don't iron anything nor do i expect anyone else to iron for me.


Yikes

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:09 am
by Moggy
Errkal wrote:I found a person to marry me, they do it.


:lol:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:55 pm
by Christopher
We just use a DriBuddi, haven’t need to iron my clothes in over a decade thanks to this.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:38 pm
by KK
Time to bring out the ol' Corby Trouser Press.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:03 pm
by Victor Mildew
KK wrote:Time to bring out the ol' Corby Trouser Press.


I can't put it back together again. Will that show up on my bill?

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:45 pm
by OrangeRKN
My landlord does my ironing for me

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:49 pm
by Victor Mildew
OrangeRKN wrote:My landlord does my ironing for me


:lol:

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ironing to the dry cleaners?

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:50 pm
by DML
Can no-one mention eagles please, it still hurts.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:30 pm
by Jenuall
Ad7 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:My landlord does my ironing for me


:lol:

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ironing to the dry cleaners?


FFS, can we stop with this now!?

The eagles wouldn't fit in the dry cleaners to put the washing into the Crack of Doom (a popular brand of dry cleaning machine). :roll:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:32 pm
by Moggy
Ad7 wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:My landlord does my ironing for me


:lol:

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ironing to the dry cleaners?


Because Sauron put the black cloaks in with the white cloaks and ended up with grey clothes.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:33 pm
by OrangeRKN
Moggy wrote:Because Sauron put the black cloaks in with the white cloaks and ended up with grey clothes.


Otherwise known as a reverse-gandalf

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:02 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
OrangeRKN wrote:
Moggy wrote:Because Sauron put the black cloaks in with the white cloaks and ended up with grey clothes.


Otherwise known as a reverse-gandalf

A tear of... sadness?

(You won't get this unless you have done a lot of pre-merger research :shifty:)

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:20 pm
by Saint of Killers
I seem to have image burn on my OLED TV. Is this a thing?


:lol: :fp:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:15 am
by OrangeRKN
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:
Moggy wrote:Because Sauron put the black cloaks in with the white cloaks and ended up with grey clothes.


Otherwise known as a reverse-gandalf

A tear of... sadness?

(You won't get this unless you have done a lot of pre-merger research :shifty:)


I'm so lost :lol:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:38 am
by Lagamorph
It's amazing to watch the Valve fanboys having a breakdown over The Division 2 not being available on Steam and being on Epic Store/uPlay instead.