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Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:57 pm
by Victor Mildew
I just use the inside of ur mums arse m8

who moisturises their cock ffs :fp:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:04 pm
by Moggy
After cumming, you collect the hot jizz in your hand and then rub it into your helmet. Wait until it has dried and then give it a quick rubdown and you’re good to go.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:21 pm
by Pedz
Moggy knows.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:05 am
by Victor Mildew
The topic in itself isn't funny, but the first post of this thread

A textile revolution may soon be upon us.


Contains this gem

Clothes companies have contacted them after hearing about it through the grape wine. No need to try getting them in on it.


through the grape wine


the grape wine


:dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:43 am
by Pedz
I read that as vine until you quoted it as wine. Twice.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:00 am
by Rightey
Pedz wrote:I read that as vine until you quoted it as wine. Twice.


Same :lol:

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:27 am
by Albert
My brain also autocorrected.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:33 am
by Squinty
Albear wrote:My brain also autocorrected.


Look at this guy up on his pedal stool.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:51 pm
by Moggy
Squinty wrote:
Albear wrote:My brain also autocorrected.


Look at this guy up on his pedal stool.


Stop using Albear as a cape coat.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:55 pm
by Gemini73
I think someone needs to get off their high hose.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:49 pm
by Victor Mildew

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:52 pm
by That
some ResetEra person wrote:Image


:lol: Come on, that's pretty funny.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:56 pm
by Victor Mildew
Yeah that did make me chuckle.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:51 pm
by Lagamorph

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:12 pm
by KK
I have never once, in my entire life, ran out of toilet paper. But had such a scenario ever presented itself, I'm not so inept I would have also ran out of tissues. BUT had I ever found myself in a situation where I had no toilet or tissue paper, I'd have kitchen towels. Even in the very worst case I can possibly think of, I have a flannel, I have soap, I have hot water, and I have a sink.

In fact I've not even found myself in a situation where there's no toilet paper in a public lav because I always check first. But even then I always carry around hand tissues!

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:00 pm
by Vermilion
Image

It's funny because it's true!

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:48 am
by Mafro
A lot of thick Americans in the April Fool's thread not realising time zones are a thing.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:27 pm
by Squinty


Even I'm not that much of a disorganised twat, that I could run out of loo roll. And I'm completely disorganised.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:24 pm
by Green Gecko
I have previously run out of loo roll, so I am offended. Of course, I blame women.

Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:30 pm
by Squinty
Green Gecko wrote:I have previously run out of loo roll, so I am offended. Of course, I blame women.


How :lol: