Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:41 am
The pronunciation thread 
Americans really are the absolute worst.
Americans really are the absolute worst.
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Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:28 pm
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:51 pm
Someone literally got banned here yesterday for suggesting using AC as a way to revisit Notre Dame.
Wonder if true, cause if so, then. WOW.
I'm Banning Matt from playing games with me for saying the same thing last night.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:49 pm
Sometimes sitting down to pee is less hazardous e.g. half erect or half alseep or whatever but if it's really hot and your balls hang low enough it's possible to pee on your balls. It is one of the worst things, far far worse than splash back.
Probably my worst ever pissing accident was the soft close mechanism of the toilet seat slowly moving down while I was looking in the mirror/cabinet above the toilet; it drifted into the trajectory of my piss diverting it strawberry floating everywhere. It was like rinsing a spoon under the tap, except with piss. What made it even worse was I didn't really notice this until after a few seconds. The ensuing flood, facepalming and cleaning up excercise was possibly one of the lowest moments in my life.
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Probably my worst ever pissing accident was the soft close mechanism of the toilet seat slowly moving down while I was looking in the mirror/cabinet above the toilet; it drifted into the trajectory of my piss diverting it strawberry floating everywhere. It was like rinsing a spoon under the tap, except with piss. What made it even worse was I didn't really notice this until after a few seconds. The ensuing flood, facepalming and cleaning up excercise was possibly one of the lowest moments in my life.
Edit: regarding previous page.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:12 am
suzzopher wrote:The pronunciation thread
Americans really are the absolute worst.
I'm sure they could care less.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:14 am
Moggy wrote:suzzopher wrote:The pronunciation thread
Americans really are the absolute worst.
I'm sure they could care less.
It’s a cake walk.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:46 pm
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-wo ... ht.112013/
Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.
Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:15 am
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 12:40 pm
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 12:50 pm
Cheeky Devlin wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-my-joke-as-hilarious-as-i-think-it-is.114668/
I was going to post that one this morning
'hilarious'
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 12:53 pm
It's the usual story of them over-thinking every single little thing.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 12:55 pm
Lagamorph wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-would-agree-my-neighbors-are-being-uppity-jerks-dumbasses-here-right.112013/
Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.
Hang on... the guy thinks it's okay to let your dog gooseberry-fool on someone else's driveway? And that not doing this "...just sounds insane".
Amazing
.Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:09 pm
Lagamorph wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-would-agree-my-neighbors-are-being-uppity-jerks-dumbasses-here-right.112013/
Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.
This is kinda blowing my mind.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:14 pm
We may not have big front gardens in this country, but at least we had the foresight to build walls around the vast majority of them.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 2:22 pm
KK wrote:We may not have big front gardens in this country, but at least we had the foresight to build walls around the vast majority of them.
Shame no one bothered in my street.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 4:51 pm
Pedz wrote:
Man, I love this gif. I did post it in response to Laga and the dog shitting on people's lawns, but clearly the joke was too subtle for you all, cause I'm a really funny guy and comedy being so subjective just proves me right.
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:54 am
Another yikes! thread
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/“yikes-”.114951/Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 8:28 am
You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 10:10 am
Saint of Killers wrote:You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?
Like...actually physically change into a woman? Or I just have to go to work in a dress for a year?
Re: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 10:38 am
Saint of Killers wrote:You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?
So what's the downside?
EDIT: Oh, is it the disappointment after the year is over?