NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Moggy » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:46 am

Treating your Switch as if you are reading a 500 year old manuscript. :lol:

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by KK » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:57 am

If you’re one of those collector types why not just buy another controller and keep it sealed?

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by OrangeRKN » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:09 am

That's absolutely trolling

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by Cheeky Devlin » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:18 am

You really do wonder how these freaks function in society.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Vermilion » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:30 pm

Seeing stuff like that makes me want to join the site just so i can come up with something even more absurd.

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by OrangeRKN » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:32 pm

You'd get banned for stool shaming

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by Vermilion » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:34 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:You'd get banned for stool shaming


Now there's an idea...

"Post photos of your poo"

You'd definitely get some stool shaming then. :slol:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:36 pm

Lagamorph wrote:Does Anyone Else Wear White Cotton Gloves When Playing Nintendo Switch?

Hey everyone. Lately I've been concerned with how the Nintendo Switch might weather over time if it is held by human hands. Plastic can become shiny from all the natural grease our body produces. So I have been using white cotton gloves ever since I got my switch as to not damage the plastic or cartridges.


Its just common sense tbf.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Squinty » Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:58 pm

:lol:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:06 pm

I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:

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by Moggy » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:53 pm

Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:57 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Moggy » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:00 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)


That’s a bit harsh.

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare, hereditary condition in which a person develops numerous precancerous polyps called adenomas in the large intestine (colon and rectum). Polyps develop in teen years or early 20s.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:02 pm

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)


That’s a bit harsh.

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare, hereditary condition in which a person develops numerous precancerous polyps called adenomas in the large intestine (colon and rectum). Polyps develop in teen years or early 20s.

Remarkable, only this morning someone referred to me as a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:28 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)


That’s a bit harsh.

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare, hereditary condition in which a person develops numerous precancerous polyps called adenomas in the large intestine (colon and rectum). Polyps develop in teen years or early 20s.

Remarkable, only this morning someone referred to me as a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.


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On the subject of gloves, I was shopping on Amazon for some for my wife to use while dog walking. Looked for some more stylish ones and one of the reviews for the pair I ended up getting read like a man who'd bought gloves for one purpose, decided they were a bit sexy and then got his wife to wank him off with them :lol: :datass:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Jenuall » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:31 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)


That’s a bit harsh.

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare, hereditary condition in which a person develops numerous precancerous polyps called adenomas in the large intestine (colon and rectum). Polyps develop in teen years or early 20s.

Remarkable, only this morning someone referred to me as a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.


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On the subject of gloves, I was shopping on Amazon for some for my wife to use while dog walking. Looked for some more stylish ones and one of the reviews for the pair I ended up getting read like a man who'd bought gloves for one purpose, decided they were a bit sexy and then got his wife to wank him off with them :lol: :datass:

Need to check my Amazon settings, I felt sure my reviews were set to hidden by default... :shifty:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Rightey » Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:27 am

Victor Mildew wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:I mean, if I happen to be playing my Switch immediately after indulging in some onanistic activity then I guess it's possible I will still be wearing my lavender velour gloves. :shifty:


Using that word makes you sound like a wanker.

Surely repeated, escalating use of the word "fap" is what would make someone sound like a wanker? ;)


That’s a bit harsh.

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is a rare, hereditary condition in which a person develops numerous precancerous polyps called adenomas in the large intestine (colon and rectum). Polyps develop in teen years or early 20s.

Remarkable, only this morning someone referred to me as a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.


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On the subject of gloves, I was shopping on Amazon for some for my wife to use while dog walking. Looked for some more stylish ones and one of the reviews for the pair I ended up getting read like a man who'd bought gloves for one purpose, decided they were a bit sexy and then got his wife to wank him off with them :lol: :datass:


Is that how you think they use them?

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Mafro » Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:22 pm


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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Knoyleo » Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:42 pm

Heretofore unseen. :lol:

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Tomous » Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:47 pm

I love the idea of him thinking long and hard about posting that thread.

I can only imagine the sleepless nights.

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