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The pronunciation thread :dread:

Americans really are the absolute worst.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/using- ... ge.111780/

Someone literally got banned here yesterday for suggesting using AC as a way to revisit Notre Dame.

Wonder if true, cause if so, then. WOW.

I'm Banning Matt from playing games with me for saying the same thing last night.

Sometimes sitting down to pee is less hazardous e.g. half erect or half alseep or whatever but if it's really hot and your balls hang low enough it's possible to pee on your balls. It is one of the worst things, far far worse than splash back.

Probably my worst ever pissing accident was the soft close mechanism of the toilet seat slowly moving down while I was looking in the mirror/cabinet above the toilet; it drifted into the trajectory of my piss diverting it strawberry floating everywhere. It was like rinsing a spoon under the tap, except with piss. What made it even worse was I didn't really notice this until after a few seconds. The ensuing flood, facepalming and cleaning up excercise was possibly one of the lowest moments in my life.

Edit: regarding previous page.

suzzopher wrote:The pronunciation thread

Americans really are the absolute worst.

I'm sure they could care less.

Moggy wrote:
suzzopher wrote:The pronunciation thread

Americans really are the absolute worst.

I'm sure they could care less.

It’s a cake walk.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-wo ... ht.112013/

Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-my- ... is.114668/

Cheeky Devlin wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-my-joke-as-hilarious-as-i-think-it-is.114668/

I was going to post that one this morning :lol:

'hilarious'

It's the usual story of them over-thinking every single little thing.

Lagamorph wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-would-agree-my-neighbors-are-being-uppity-jerks-dumbasses-here-right.112013/

Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.

Hang on... the guy thinks it's okay to let your dog gooseberry-fool on someone else's driveway? And that not doing this "...just sounds insane".

Amazing :lol:

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Lagamorph wrote:https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-would-agree-my-neighbors-are-being-uppity-jerks-dumbasses-here-right.112013/

Americans unable to comprehend why their neighbours are asking people to not allow their dogs to gooseberry fool in their garden.

This is kinda blowing my mind.

We may not have big front gardens in this country, but at least we had the foresight to build walls around the vast majority of them.

KK wrote:We may not have big front gardens in this country, but at least we had the foresight to build walls around the vast majority of them.

Shame no one bothered in my street.

Pedz wrote:

Man, I love this gif. I did post it in response to Laga and the dog shitting on people's lawns, but clearly the joke was too subtle for you all, cause I'm a really funny guy and comedy being so subjective just proves me right.

Another yikes! thread

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/“yikes-”.114951/

You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?

Saint of Killers wrote:
You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?

Like...actually physically change into a woman? Or I just have to go to work in a dress for a year?

Saint of Killers wrote:
You get your salary doubled for a year, but have to live as the opposite sex during that time: would you do it?

So what's the downside?

EDIT: Oh, is it the disappointment after the year is over?

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