NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Moggy » Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:04 pm

After cumming, you collect the hot jizz in your hand and then rub it into your helmet. Wait until it has dried and then give it a quick rubdown and you’re good to go.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Pedz » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:21 pm

Moggy knows.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Ad7 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:05 am

The topic in itself isn't funny, but the first post of this thread

A textile revolution may soon be upon us.


Contains this gem

Clothes companies have contacted them after hearing about it through the grape wine. No need to try getting them in on it.


through the grape wine


the grape wine


:dread: :dread: :dread: :dread: :dread:

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by Pedz » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:43 am

I read that as vine until you quoted it as wine. Twice.

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by Rightey » Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:00 am

Pedz wrote:I read that as vine until you quoted it as wine. Twice.


Same :lol:

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by Albear » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:27 am

My brain also autocorrected.

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by Squinty » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:33 am

Albear wrote:My brain also autocorrected.


Look at this guy up on his pedal stool.

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by Moggy » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:51 pm

Squinty wrote:
Albear wrote:My brain also autocorrected.


Look at this guy up on his pedal stool.


Stop using Albear as a cape coat.

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by Gemini73 » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:55 pm

I think someone needs to get off their high hose.

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by Ad7 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:49 pm


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by Karl_ » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:52 pm

some ResetEra person wrote:Image


:lol: Come on, that's pretty funny.

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by Ad7 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:56 pm

Yeah that did make me chuckle.

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by Lagamorph » Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:51 pm


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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by KK » Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:12 pm

I have never once, in my entire life, ran out of toilet paper. But had such a scenario ever presented itself, I'm not so inept I would have also ran out of tissues. BUT had I ever found myself in a situation where I had no toilet or tissue paper, I'd have kitchen towels. Even in the very worst case I can possibly think of, I have a flannel, I have soap, I have hot water, and I have a sink.

In fact I've not even found myself in a situation where there's no toilet paper in a public lav because I always check first. But even then I always carry around hand tissues!

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by Vermilion » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:00 pm

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It's funny because it's true!

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Mafro » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:48 am

A lot of thick Americans in the April Fool's thread not realising time zones are a thing.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Squinty » Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:27 pm



Even I'm not that much of a disorganised twat, that I could run out of loo roll. And I'm completely disorganised.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Green Gecko » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:24 pm

I have previously run out of loo roll, so I am offended. Of course, I blame women.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by Squinty » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:30 pm

Green Gecko wrote:I have previously run out of loo roll, so I am offended. Of course, I blame women.


How :lol:

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by Saint of Killers » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:41 pm

Squinty wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:I have previously run out of loo roll, so I am offended. Of course, I blame women.


How :lol:


Forget to buy them? Someone uses more than they usually do? Your go to sock is so crusty that you start using loo paper?

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