NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:59 pm

The worst ones are the toilets that have the little... shelf that the gooseberry fool just sits on and stinks the place out rather than being submerged and therefore somewhat acting to trap the icky smell of your devil's donuts.

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by Pedz » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:06 pm

Jenuall wrote:The worst ones are the toilets that have the little... shelf that the gooseberry fool just sits on and stinks the place out rather than being submerged and therefore somewhat acting to trap the icky smell of your devil's donuts.


So, how do I usey VIPoo with that toilet?

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:11 pm

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Jenuall wrote:The worst ones are the toilets that have the little... shelf that the gooseberry fool just sits on and stinks the place out rather than being submerged and therefore somewhat acting to trap the icky smell of your devil's donuts.


So, how do I usey VIPoo with that toilet?

You have to go for the VIPoo Xtreme Edition.

It's a two part pack - the first part is a gas-grenade filled with high strength VIPoo air freshener which you chuck into the cubicle before entry. Once this has released you employ part two - a gas mask which you strap on before bursting in and completing your business as quickly as possible. :datass:

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by Karl_ » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:13 pm

Anyone else stand to gooseberry fool? It can't just be me, right?

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by Pedz » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:14 pm

Sounds fun. Got a link to that?

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:16 pm

Karl wrote:Anyone else stand to gooseberry fool? It can't just be me, right?

I don't but it's a fairly common thing in parts of the world. Squat toilets (or "stand and deliver" toilets as they are also known! :lol: ) are seen a lot in parts of Africa and Asia I believe.

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by Karl_ » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:21 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:Anyone else stand to gooseberry fool? It can't just be me, right?

I don't but it's a fairly common thing in parts of the world. Squat toilets (or "stand and deliver" toilets as they are also known! :lol: ) are seen a lot in parts of Africa and Asia I believe.

Phew. Glad it's normal. I'll continue to bend-and-blast.

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by Mafro » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:24 pm

There was a “does anyone else other than Americans use mouthwash?” thread this morning.

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by OrangeRKN » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:27 pm

In the public toilets I used in the hutongs in Beijing there were no cubicles, only a row of squat toilets - apart from one sitting-style toilet stood at the end near the entrance. It was really bizarre, anyone could just walk in as you're sat there going about your business :lol:

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:28 pm

Karl wrote:
Jenuall wrote:
Karl wrote:Anyone else stand to gooseberry fool? It can't just be me, right?

I don't but it's a fairly common thing in parts of the world. Squat toilets (or "stand and deliver" toilets as they are also known! :lol: ) are seen a lot in parts of Africa and Asia I believe.

Phew. Glad it's normal. I'll continue to bend-and-blast.

Blast on good sir, blast on! :toot:

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:29 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:In the public toilets I used in the hutongs in Beijing there were no cubicles, only a row of squat toilets - apart from one sitting-style toilet stood at the end near the entrance. It was really bizarre, anyone could just walk in as you're sat there going about your business :lol:

You'd be fine, it's not like you'd find anyone Peking a look at you! ;)

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by Vermilion » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:32 pm

Karl wrote:Phew. Glad it's normal. I'll continue to bend-and-blast.


The moment i read your posts, it made me think of these signs which i sometimes see at tourist sites.

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by Karl_ » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:46 pm

No no, not like that! I stand about 2 metres away from the toilet, feet apart, bend like I'm touching my toes, and then I squeeze as hard as I can.

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by Jenuall » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:49 pm

Karl wrote:No no, not like that! I stand about 2 metres away from the toilet, feet apart, bend like I'm touching my toes, and then I squeeze as hard as I can.

Come on Karl, is it 2m away or is it 1 ft!?

This is bullshit, FAKE NEWS! :P

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by False » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:50 pm

I have a really good webm of shitting across the room into the bowl but I think you'd tell me off for posting it

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by False » Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:55 pm

too late, if you click it you know whats coming







there are more, the man is a pioneer

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by <]:^D » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:24 pm

good lord im not sure why am surprised at that :lol: :dread:

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by suzzopher » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:41 pm

The back splash from standing and peeing is quite disgusting, so yes I sit and pee.

Although early morning pee is quite tricky, having to try and wedge it so that it doesn’t go everywhere.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:43 pm

It's nice, every now and then, to treat yourself to a sit down wee and a ball scratch.

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PostRe: NeoGAF owner accused of sexual assault - spin-off site Resetera launched
by suzzopher » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:41 am

The pronunciation thread :dread:

Americans really are the absolute worst.


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